Hebrew Humor and Other EssaysChotzner, J. (Joseph)
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Hebrew Humor and Other Essays
Chotzner, J. (Joseph)
Hebrew wit and humor -- History and criticism
There are other similar passages in the _Eben Bochan_, in some of which
the author ridicules, for instance, the way in which his fellow
religionists were in the habit of celebrating the various feasts in the
Jewish calendar. They entirely overlooked, he says, the moral significance
attached to these days by their religion, but considered them to have been
specially ordained for the sake of feasting and merry-making. Even the New
Year's Day and the Day of Atonement were not spent by them in sincere
devotion, but rather in quarrelling with each other about petty religious
usages, to which they attributed much greater weight than they deserved.
Kalonymos elsewhere directs his attention to the prevailing faults of his
neighbours. The objects of his satire are: the wealthy but ignorant Jewish
snob; the conceited would-be literary genius; the questionable Talmudical
and Hebrew scholar; and, lastly, the Jewish hypocrite, the man who essays
to appear outwardly religious, while his heart is full of roguery. The
latter is described by our author as follows:—
A hypocrite is strange of race,
Who, with his sanctimonious face,
Would fain appear in others' view
As good, benevolent, and true;
Who never cares a bit or bothers
About the pleasant vice of others.
But though he sets up as a saint,
And boasts that none has made complaint
Of any dark or base transactions
In business or in other actions,
Yet do not on his word rely,
Remember “the spider and the fly.”
For cunning is the hypocrite,
With shrewd and money-making wit,
And plays his game to great perfection,
Whene'er he can escape detection;
He robs and steals whene'er he can,
And strips the shirt off the poorest man.
His words may be as sweet as honey,
But never trust him with your money;
For once he's got it—to be plain—
You'll never see your own again.
Though he seems pious night and day,
And ne'er forgets his prayers to say,
And still performs his meet devotion,
With bended head and endless motion,
Yet, friend, as well as e'er you can,
Avoid this crafty, godless man,
Whose piety is dissimulation,
To God a base abomination.
Well may he sit with downcast look,
With eyes glued to his Hebrew book,
And shake his body to and fro
His splendid holiness to show.
But yet, in truth, his heart within
Is hard as stone, and black with sin;
And he is ever a sad disgrace
To Jewish creed and Jewish race.
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