My trunk had contained nearly everything, for while a campaigner I had
learned to reduce packing to an exact science. Now, had there been an
atom of pride in my composition I might have glorified myself, for
it certainly seemed as if the heap upon the floor could never have
come out of a single trunk. Clearly, Toddie was more of a general
connoisseur than an amateur in packing. The method of his work I
quickly discerned, and the discovery threw some light upon the size of
the heap in front of my trunk. A dress hat and its case, when their
natural relationship is dissolved, occupy nearly twice as much space
as before, even if the former contains a blacking-box not usually kept
in it, and the latter a few cigars soaking in bay rum. The same might
be said of a portable dressing-case and its contents, bought for me
in Vienna by a brother ex-soldier, and designed by an old Continental
campaigner to be perfection itself. The straps which prevented the
cover from falling entirely back had been cut, broken or parted in some
way, and in its hollow lay my dress-coat, tightly rolled up. Snatching
it up with a violent exclamation, and unrolling it, there dropped from
it—one of those infernal dolls. At the same time a howl was sounded
from the doorway.
“You tookted my dolly out of her cradle—I want to wock[4] my
dolly—oo—oo—oo—ee—ee—ee—!”
[4] Rock.
“You young scoundrel!” I screamed—yes, howled, I was so enraged—“I’ve a
great mind to cut your throat this minute. What do you mean by meddling
with my trunk?”
“I—doe—know.” Outward turned Toddie’s lower lip; I believe the sight of
it would move a Bengal tiger to pity, but no such thought occurred to
me just then.
“What made you do it?”
“_Be_—cause.”
“Because what?”
“I—doe—know.”
Just then a terrific roar arose from the garden. Looking out, I saw
Budge with a bleeding finger upon one hand, and my razor in the other;
he afterward explained he had been making a boat, and that the knife
was bad to him. To apply adhesive plaster to the cut was the work
of but a minute, and I had barely completed this surgical operation
when Tom’s gardener-coachman appeared, and handed me a letter. It was
addressed in Helen’s well-known hand, and read as follows (the passages
in brackets were my own comments):—
“BLOOMDALE, JUNE 21, 1875.
“DEAR HARRY:—I’m very happy in the thought that you are with my
darling children, and, although I’m having a lovely time here, I often
wish I was with you. [Ump—so do I.] I want you to know the little
treasures real well. [Thank you, but I don’t think I care to extend
the acquaintanceship farther than is absolutely necessary.] It seems
to me so unnatural that relatives know so little of those of their own
blood, and especially of the innocent little spirits whose existence
is almost unheeded. [Not when there’s unlocked trunks standing about,
sis.]
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