“Tell me just what time you’ll start, sir, and I’ll begin an hour
beforehand,” said she. “That’s the only way to be sure that they don’t
disgrace you.”
For breakfast, we had, among other things, some stewed oysters served
in soup-plates.
“O Tod,” shrieked Budge, “there’s the turtle-plates again—oh, _ain’t_ I
glad!”
“Oo—ee—turtle pyates!” squealed Toddie.
“What on earth do you mean, boys?” I demanded.
“_I’ll_ show you,” said Budge, jumping down from his chair, and
bringing his plate of oysters cautiously toward me. “Now you just put
your head down underneath my plate, and look up, and you’ll see a
turtle.”
For a moment I forgot that I was not at a restaurant, and I took the
plate, held it up, and examined its bottom.
“There!” said Budge, pointing to the trade-mark, in colors, of the
makers of the crockery, “don’t you see the turtle?”
I abruptly ordered Budge to his seat, unmoved even by Toddie’s remark,
that—
“Dey ish turtles, but dey can’t kwawl awound like udder turtles.”
After breakfast I devoted a great deal of fussy attention to myself.
Never did my own wardrobe seem so meager and ill-assorted; never
did I cut myself so many times while shaving; never did I use such
unsatisfactory shoe-polish. I finally gave up in despair my effort to
appear genteel, and devoted myself to the bouquet. I cut almost flowers
enough to dress a church, and then remorselessly excluded every one
which was in the least particular imperfect. In making the bouquet I
enjoyed the benefit of my nephews’ assistance and counsel, and took
enforced part in conversation which flowers suggested.
“Ocken Hawwy,” said Toddie, “ish heaven all like this, wif pretty
f’owers? ’Cos I don’t see what ze angels ever turns out for if ’tis.”
“Uncle Harry,” said Budge, “when the leaves all go up and down and
wriggle around so, are they talking to the wind?”
“I—I guess so, old fellow.”
“Who are you making that bouquet for, Uncle Harry?” asked Budge.
“For a lady—for Miss Mayton—that lady that saw us all muddy yesterday
afternoon,” said I.
“Oh, I like her,” said Budge. “She looks so nice and pretty—just like a
cake—just as if she was good to eat—oh, I just love her, don’t _you_?”
“Well, I respect her very highly, Budge.”
”’Spect? What does ’spect mean?”
“Why it means that I think she’s a lady—a real pleasant lady—just the
nicest sort of lady in the world—the sort of person I’d like to see
every day, and like to see her better than anyone else.”
“Oh, why, ’spect an’ love means just the same thing, don’t they, Uncle
Har——”
“Budge,” I exclaimed, somewhat hastily, “run, ask Maggie for a piece of
string—quick!”
“All right,” said Budge, moving off, “but they _do_, don’t they?”
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