Authors -- Fiction; Authorship -- Fiction; Married people -- Fiction
"I certainly do," he said more definitely. "Look at it this way. _The
Confessions_ has been out eight weeks and we have sold just over thirty
thousand copies. That is pretty good, I know, and I'm extremely
grateful to you. But that is the past. Now look at the present. By
careful advertising I've induced the public to be really interested in
the question as to Zoë's real identity. That's not going to last, my
son. Somebody will do a murder or find out a home cure for corpulence.
In half a week the chatty columns of the Daily will be full of
something else. Every one who wants to has read Zoë and decided who
she is. Very well, then. Now," and here he raised a podgy but
dramatic finger, "this is the moment when we must say officially, 'The
Author-Husband is Dash Blank.' In a moment the whole thing revives;
every one is saying, 'I say, it _was_ Dash Blank. I knew you were
wrong. But what a show-up! What, not read it? Well, then, do.' The
sales will leap up to the fifty thousand and nobody can say where they
will stop. Without it, the book's dead." He stopped, dramatically
sudden.
These were the only times when Geoffrey Alison shared Helena's ideas
about the volume. "I'm very sorry if so," he said wearily, "but it's
sold like anything and I expect it will. I still don't see why it's
not cricket?" (He spoke more warmly now.) "I always warned you that I
couldn't tell you who had written it."
"Bah!" The publisher waved that aside with a smooth fat hand which
left a trail of smoke. "That's always so in the beginning, it's part
of the game, but now it's in my interest, the book's, your friend's,
your own as her adviser--I shall see you're mentioned as discoverer of
the diary's great merits--in everybody's interest...."
Geoffrey Alison stood up abruptly. Each of these points had been
emphasised by that fat hand; the office was the tiniest of rooms; and
he disliked the smell more almost than the taste.
"I'm sorry, Blatchley," he said, as though bored with the whole affair,
"but as I've told you half a dozen times...."
The man of business never fights a losing battle. "Of course, of
course, my dear fellow. I understand. The feeling does you credit.
Don't imagine I'm ungrateful. Not at all." He smoothed him with a
diplomatic hand. His Zoë might write other books.
"Oh no, I don't," said the other dully.
"Look here," the publisher exclaimed, putting his cigar between
protruding lips and drawing a note-book from a no less prominent
waistcoat. "Why not dine with me one night to show there's no
ill-will? I'm sure I owe you some commission! A little dinner
somewhere gay, then the Empire or a supper--well, no details!--but what
of something like that? Monday?"
"Thanks very much," said Geoffrey Alison more warmly. This was the
sort of evening he liked, when some one else would pay. Then,
suspiciously, in the old tones; "So long as you'll swear not to worry
me any more about Zoë."
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