Cumberland Mountains -- Fiction; Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Mountain life -- Fiction; Short stories
'Pears like Abe had foun' a streak o' iron ore on the lan', an' had
racked his jinny right down to Hazlan an' tol' the furriner, who was
thar a-buyin' wild lands right an' left. Co'se, Abe was goin' to make
the furriner whack up fer gittin' the lan' so cheap. Well, brother,
the furriner come up to Tom's an' got Tom into one o' them new-fangled
trades whut the furriners calls a option--t'other feller kin git out'n
hit, but you can't. The furriner 'lowed he'd send his podner up thar
next day to put the thing in writin' an' close up the trade. Hit
looked like ole Tom was ketched fer shore, an' ef Tom didn't ra'r, I'd
tell a man. He jes let that hoe-handle drap on Abe fer 'bout haffen
hour, jes to give him time to study, an' next day thar was ole Tom
a-settin' on his orchard fence a-lookin' mighty unknowin', when the
furriner's podner come a-prancin' up an' axed ef old Tom Perkins lived
thar.
Ole Tom jes whispers.
Now, I clean fergot to tell ye, stranger, that Abe Shivers nuver could
talk out loud. He tol' so many lies that the Lawd--jes to make things
even--sorter fixed Abe, I reckon, so he couldn't lie on more'n one side
o' the river at a time. Ole Tom jes knowed t'other furriner had tol'
this un 'bout Abe, an,' shore 'nough, the feller says, sorter soft,
says he:
"Aw, you air the feller whut foun' the ore?"
Ole Tom--makin' like he was Abe, mind ye--jes whispers: "Thar hain't
none thar."
Stranger, the feller mos' fell off'n his hoss. "Whut?" says he. Ole
Tom kep' a-whisperin': "Thar hain't no coal--no nothing; ole Tom
Perkins made me tell t'other furriner them lies."
Well, sir, the feller WAS mad. "Jes whut I tol' that fool podner of
mine," he says, an' he pull out a dollar an' gives hit to Tom. Tom jes
sticks out his han' with his thum' turned in jes so, an' the furriner
says, "Well, ef you can't talk, you kin make purty damn good signs";
but he forks over four mo' dollars (he 'lowed ole Tom had saved him a
pile o' money), an' turns his hoss an' pulls up agin. He was a-gittin'
the land so durned cheap that I reckon he jes hated to let hit go, an'
he says, says he: "Well, hain't the groun' rich? Won't hit raise no
tabaccy nur corn nur nothin'?"
Ole Tom jes whispers:
"To tell you the p'int-blank truth, stranger, that land's so durned
pore that I hain't nuver been able to raise my voice."
Now, brother, I'm a separATE man, an' I don't inQUIZite into no man's
business--but you ax me straight an' I tell ye straight. Ole Tom
Perkins kin trade with furriners, fer he have l'arned their ways. You
watch ole Tom!
GRAYSON'S BABY
The first snow sifted in through the Gap that night, and in a "shack"
of one room and a low loft a man was dead, a woman was sick to death,
and four children were barely alive; and nobody even knew. For they
were hill people, who sicken, suffer, and sometimes die, like animals,
and make no noise.
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