That was always his answer. _I wonder_, she speculated, _whether he
would expect a Terrestrial visitor to Fizbus to fly ... because, after
all, Fizbus is our planet._ But she didn't dare broach the question.
However, if it was presumptuous of her to make helpful suggestions the
first day, it was more than presumptuous of Stet to ask her up to his
rooms to see his collection of rare early twentieth-century Terrestrial
milk bottles and other antiques. So she just told him courteously that
she was tired and wanted to go to roost. And, since the hotel had a
whole section fitted up to suit Fizbian requirements, she spent a more
comfortable night than she had expected.
She awoke the next day full of enthusiasm and ready to start in on the
great work at once. Although she might have been a little too forward
the previous night, she knew, as she took a reassuring glance in the
mirror, that Stet would forgive her.
* * * * *
In the office, she was, at first, somewhat self-conscious about Drosmig,
who hung insecurely from his perch muttering to himself, but she soon
forgot him in her preoccupation with duty. The first letter she picked
up--although again oddly unlike the ones she'd read in the paper on
Fizbus--seemed so simple that she felt she would have no difficulty in
answering it all by herself:
_Heidelberg_
_Dear Senbot Drosmig:_
_I am a professor of Fizbian History at a local university. Since
my salary is a small one, owing to the small esteem in which the
natives hold culture, I must economize wherever I can in order to
make both ends meet. Accordingly, I do my own cooking and shop at
the self-service supermarket around the corner, where I have found
that prices are lower than in the service groceries and the food no
worse._
_However, the manager and a number of the customers have objected
to my shopping with my feet. They don't so much mind my taking
packages off the shelves with them, but they have been quite
vociferous on the subject of my pinching the fruit with my toes.
Unripe fruit, however, makes me ill. What shall I do?_
_Sincerely yours,_
_Grez B'Groot_
Tarb dictated an unhesitating reply:
Dear Professor B'Groot:
Why don't you explain to the manager of the store that Fizbians
have wings and feet rather than arms and hands?
I'm sure his attitude and the attitudes of his customers will
change when they learn that your pinching the fruit with your feet
is not mere pedagogical eccentricity, but the regular practice on
our planet. Point out to him that your feet are covered and,
therefore, more sanitary than the bare hands of his other
customers.
And always put on clean socks before you go shopping.
Helpfully yours,
Senbot Drosmig
Miss Snow raised pale eyebrows.
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