With the growing development of trade and cultural relations between the
two planets, the Fizbians on Earth were an ever-increasing number. But
they were not the only readers of "Helpfully Yours." Reprinted in the
parent paper, it was read with edification and pleasure all over Fizbus.
Everyone wanted to learn more about the ancient and other-worldly Terran
culture.
The handbook, _A Brief Introduction to Terrestrial Manners and Mores_,
owed much of its content to "Helpfully Yours." A grateful, almost
fulsome, introductory note had said so. But the column truly deserved
all the praise that had been lavished upon it by the handbook. How well
she had studied the thoughtful letters that filled it and the excellent
and well-reasoned advice--erring, if it erred at all, on the side of
overtolerance--that had been given in return. Of course, on Earth,
spiritual adjustment apparently was more important than the physical;
you could tell that from the questions that were asked. A number of the
letters had been reprinted in an appendix to the manual.
_New York_
_Dear Senbot Drosmig:_
_When in contact with Terrestrial culture, I find myself constantly
overawed and weighed down by the knowledge of my own inadequacy. I
cannot seem to appreciate the local art forms as disseminated by
the juke box, the comic strip, the tabloid._
_How can I help myself toward a greater understanding?_
_Hopefully yours,_
_Gnurmis Plitt_
* * * * *
Dear Mr. Plitt:
Remember, Orkv was not excavated in a week. It took the
Terrestrials many centuries to develop their exquisite and esoteric
art forms. How can you expect to comprehend them in a few short
years? Expose yourself to their art. Work, study, meditate.
Understanding will come, I promise you.
Helpfully yours,
Senbot Drosmig
* * * * *
_Paris_
Dear Senbot Drosmig:
_To think that I am enjoying the benefits of Terra while my wife
and little ones are forced to remain on Fizbus makes my heart ache.
Surely it is not fair that I should have so much and they so
little. Imagine the inestimable advantage to the fledgling of even
a short contact with Terrestrial culture!_
_Why cannot my loved ones come to join me so that we can share all
these wonderful spiritual experiences and be enriched by them
together?_
_Poignantly yours,_
_Tpooly N'Ox_
* * * * *
Dear Mr. N'Ox:
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