City and town life -- Fiction; Newspapers -- Fiction
"That's all right," said Nort; "but it seems to me since I've been in
this town that it is just the things that are most interesting of all
that don't get into the _Star_. Why, there's more amusing and thrilling
news about Hempfield published every day up there on the veranda of the
Hempfield House than gets into the _Star_ in a month. I could publish a
paper, at least once, that would----"
"I have always said," interrupted the Captain, "that the basic human
interest was politics. Politics is the life of the people. Politics----"
Fergus's face cracked open with a smile.
"We might print a few poems."
He said it in such a tone of ironical humour and it seemed so absurd
that we all laughed, except Nort.
Nort stopped suddenly, with his eyes gleaming.
"Why not, Fergus?" he exclaimed. "Great idea, Fergus."
With that he took up an envelope from the desk.
"Listen to this now," he said, "it came this morning; the Cap'n showed
it to me."
He read aloud with great effect:
A PLEA FOR THE BALLOT
There was a maiden all forlorn,
Who milked a cow with a crumpled horn,
She churned the butter, and made the cheese,
And taught her brothers their A B C's.
She worked and scrubbed till her back was broke,
And paid her tax, but she couldn't vote.
Oh! you men look wise and laugh us to scorn,
We'll get the ballot as sure as you're born.
"I can guess who wrote _that_!" laughed Anthy. "It was Sophia
Rhinehart."
"You're right," said Nort, "and I say, print it."
"There's a whole drawer full of poetry like that here in the desk,"
observed the Captain.
"I'll tell you, let's print it all!" said Nort. "This town is full of
poetry. Let's let it out. That's a part of the life of Hempfield which
the _Star_ hasn't considered."
For the life of me I could not tell at the moment whether Nort was
joking or not, but Fergus was troubled with no such uncertainty. He took
his pipe out of his mouth, poked down the fire with his thumb, and
observed:
"'Tain't poetry."
Anthy laughed. "No," she said, "it isn't Robert Burns. Fergus measures
everything by 'The Twa Dogs.'"
"Whur'll ye do better?" responded Fergus.
"No," said Nort, warming up to his argument and convincing himself, I
think, as he went along, "but I say it's interesting, and it's by people
in Hempfield, and it's news. What could be a better personal item than a
poem by--who was it, Miss Doane?"
"Sophia Rhinehart."
"The poet Sophia! Think of all of Sophia's cousins and uncles and aunts,
and all the people in Hempfield, who will be shocked to know that Sophia
has written a poem on woman suffrage."
"That's what I object to," boomed the Captain, "it's nonsense."
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