“Vait a minute!” snorted Oscar. “Ve must check up. Slim, are you and
Hanry and Freeholey oil right?”
“No,” replied Henry, “but we’ll do, I suppose. Why?”
“Ay have found somebody else.”
Oscar scratched a match, and yelled, “Yudas Priest! Das is Professor
Fossil!”
They all stumbled over and made a match-light examination of Professor
Charles Winston Norbert. He was all dressed up in a black suit, white
shirt and very high, starched collar. Slim said, “From the way he’s
dressed, he must have knowed--”
James Wadsworth Longfellow Pelly managed to get up and stagger over
toward them.
“I--I can’t get this straight,” he said huskily.
“You never got anythin’ straight--so don’t worry,” said Frijole. “Stop
teeterin’ --that aidge is too close.”
“Let him weave,” said Slim quickly. Henry took hold of the editor’s arm
and steadied him. “How did you get here Pelly?” he asked.
“In a wagon,” whispered Pelly. “I--I was at the Circle G--visiting. The
professor was going home; so I decided to ride back with them. Cooler at
night, you know.”
“How many of you on that wagon?” asked Henry anxiously.
“Th-three,” stammered Pelly. “The professor, Jud Bailey and myself. But
what happened--anyway? Don’t you know?”
“I hate to say this, gentlemen,” remarked Henry slowly, “but I’m very
much afraid that Jud Bailey and his equipage went into Lobo Canyon.”
No one said anything for a while, and then Slim remarked, “Well, they
ain’t here now, they didn’t go past that buckboard, and I’m fairly sure
that they never backed up, Henry.”
“I remember a little,” said Pelly shakily. “I--I thought we were going a
little too fast for that curve. Then it happened.”
“Well,” said Slim dryly, “all I can say is that you and Professor Fossil
was lucky to get off on the right side. It was shorter that way. Shucks,
you could be a-fallin’ yet.”
* * * * *
But the professor was not dead. He sat up, took a few wheezing breaths,
but was unable to talk. An examination showed that their two horses were
still intact, but the right front wheel of the wagon was gone and the
body badly ditched on that side. They took the team, hitched it to the
buckboard, piled everybody aboard, and headed for Tonto City, with
Frijole and Slim taking care of the speechless professor.
“Don’t talk with yore hands,” said Slim, “’cause we can’t read no
hand-talk in the dark.”
“Das is the lousiest deal Ay ever had,” declared Oscar sadly.
“What was that?” asked Henry.
“Losin’ de yug,” replied Oscar.
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