Inventions -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Spy stories; World War, 1939-1945 -- Fiction
"Why, the explosive in that package, and the detonator--really, Joseph,
it was terribly dangerous--"
"Dangerous!" snorted the savant. "The only dangerous part was that he
might have hit me over the head with it."
"But--the explosive--"
"Explosive, my eye!" And, again glaring: "Do you mean to tell me you
can't understand why that stuff he had in the package didn't go off, you
abbreviated atom?"
Henry's goatee waggled uncertainly. He adjusted the steel-rimmed
spectacles which were his only garment.
"Well ... really, Joseph...."
"I'll admit right out I don't get it," broke in Major Coggleston. "You
mean there wasn't any danger of that stuff going off?"
"Of course not." Professor Paulsen was distinctly snappish.
"But why--"
* * * * *
The scientist turned back to Henry. "Don't you remember what I said to
you this morning about those devil's glasses of yours transposing
letters instead of just reversing them? And that you told me it would
take a special lens to straighten them out?"
"You mean--"
"Take any formula and transpose the symbols all the way through, and see
what you get. Trinitrocresol, for instance. The formula is
C_{7}H_{5}N_{3}O_{7}. Transpose it all the way through, and you have
_{7}O_{3}N_{5}H_{7}C. In that particular case, it wouldn't even make
sense. But when our red-headed spy said he was a chemist and hadn't had
any trouble compounding this new explosive, I figured the formula must
be one that would be at least half-way logical, no matter which way you
wrote it. Only the odds were a million to one that one way it would
equal an explosive; the other, nothing at all. So I didn't hesitate to
attack him."
"Joe," said Major Coggleston admiringly, "that's a lot faster thinking
than I've ever done. And I don't need to tell you how grateful the Army
will be."
"Really, Joseph, it was awfully clever!" Henry chimed in. "I'd never
have thought of it--"
And then, changing thought in mid-sentence:
"Look! There's that pretty blonde girl with the--"
"Henry!" exploded Professor Paulsen. "You're old enough to behave like a
grown man, not an inspectionistic schoolboy!" His hand shot out to grip
his little partner's goatee and jerk his eyes from the luscious creature
now parading her charms before them.
"Ouch!" squealed Henry, his face screwing up with pain. "Joseph, you're
hurting!"
"Then will you be good? Will you behave yourself?"
"Of course, Joseph. Just let me go!" Then, sulkily, as the tall
scientist released him: "Though I still think you're mighty finicky,
Joseph Paulsen. After all, what's wrong with my liking the cute way that
girl wears the bangs across her forehead?"
* * * * *
[Footnote 1: The Piltdown Man was a species of prehistoric being
(_Eoanthropus dawsoni_), long since extinct, with a retreating, apelike
chin and thick cranial bones, but a human-type cranium.--Ed.]
[Footnote 2: See "Henry Horn's Blitz Bomb," Amazing Stories, June,
'42.--Ed.]
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