English fiction -- 20th century; Lancashire (England) -- Fiction
As a rule, Mr. Verners was a tolerant person. In a squat little volume
published in the year 1822 and called “A Man of the World’s Dictionary,”
a Virtuous Man is defined as “a being almost imaginary. A name given
to him who has the art of concealing his vices and shutting his eyes to
those of others,” and so long as the vices of others did not interfere
with his own, and so long as the others were of his own order, Mr.
Verners was a candidate for virtue, under this definition. But the man
born to be a perfect individualist is at a disadvantage when he owns an
estate and feels bound by duty to marry and beget an heir: it isn’t the
moderns who discovered that marriage clogs selfishness.
Mr. Verners had an heir, but not, as it happened, till Dorothy had come
first. If she hadn’t come first, she would not have come at all; but she
came, and dazzlingly, and if there is something agreeable in being the
father of a beauty, there is also something harassing. A wife, after
all, is only a wife, but with a monstrous fine lady of a daughter about
the house a man has to mind his p’s and q’s. Mr. Verners was a sort of
a gentleman and he minded his p’s and q’s, but he wasn’t above admitting
that he looked forward to the day when, Dorothy well and truly married,
he could relax to reasonable carelessness at home.
And not only did Dorothy not get married, not only did Whitworth
procrastinate and play card games in London instead of the love-game in
Lancashire, but Dorothy, instead of waiting patiently, became strangely
restive. The queer thing is that her discontent began to show itself
soon after she had met Reuben Hepplestall riding in the road one day
now a year ago. She hadn’t mentioned the meeting at home. Why should she
mention a creature who was outcast? Why give him a second thought? What
possible connection could there be between the meeting and this change
in her hitherto entirely submissive habit of waiting for Whitworth?
None, to be sure, and no doubt Luke was perfectly right when he said it
was all the vapors.
“But the vapors,” said Mrs. Verners, “come from Sir Harry’s absence.”
And “Tush,” said Mr. Verners, who was not without his envious sympathy
of that rich bachelor in London, and there, for that time, they left it.
But the vapors came again, they turned endemic while Sir Harry continued
a parishioner of St. James’, a gay absentee from his estates and his
plain duty of marrying Dorothy, and Mr. Verners’ sympathy wore thin. A
tolerant man, but a daughter who (he held) moped and a wife who (he told
her in set terms) nagged, played the deuce with his tolerance and so,
finally, against his better judgment, they were come to London, “To dig
the fox out of his earth,” he said. “Aye, but do you fancy the fox will
relish it?”
He knew how he, in the character of fox, would have received this hunt.
“But we come naturally to London, for clothes for Dorothy and me,” said
Mrs. Verners.
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