STEVEN. Oh, that's all right,--we'll be a rich household here before we
get through, Moles. They'll be telephoning us to please send in some
orders for champagne!
[_Puts note-book away._
MOLES. Oh, don't trouble about these bills, sir. I can hold off the
people a little longer, and I'll order the wine in another place.
STEVEN. That's a good boy, Moles, then I won't have to bother my sister.
MOLES. Yes, sir.
[_He goes out as_ GEORGIANA _and the children enter Left._
GEORGIANA. Here's papa! Come along, now, Steve, I've promised the
children a game of hide and go seek!
STEVEN. All right, I knew father wanted to do something very much,--only
couldn't think what. Of course, it was hide and seek!
GEORGIANA. Philip must be "it" first!
PHILIP. All right!
[PHILIP _goes into the corner Right, with his back to the others. All
hide behind or under the different pieces of furniture_--GEORGIANA
_under the table,_ TOOTS _back of the rocker,_ STEVEN _under the sofa,
etc._
PHILIP. [_Impatient._] Are you ready?
[_Pause._
CHRISTOPHER. Not yet!
[_Getting behind curtains Centre window._
PHILIP. Now are you ready?
[LIZZIE _comes in Left, as soon as_ STEVEN _hides under sofa._
GEORGIANA. Not yet!
[_Getting under the table._
LIZZIE. Mr. Carley, please, sir!
STEVEN. [_Putting his head out from under the sofa._] Yes, Lizzie?
CHRISTOPHER. Don't turn round, Phil, it's only Lizzie. Wait!
LIZZIE. Excuse me, but Mr. Coast sent me upstairs to see--
STEVEN. Oh, by George, yes! [_Coming out from the sofa._] I forgot. I
must go back down town.
PHILIP. Oh, pshaw!
[_About to turn._
GEORGIANA. Don't turn, Phil!
CHRISTOPHER. No, the rest of us is hid!
STEVEN. I'm sorry, children! Father'd a great deal rather play hide and
seek, but he's got to go to work. It's just like when you'd rather play
but have to study!
PHILIP. When I get growed, I shan't never do anything I don't want to.
GEORGIANA. Then you'd be the most wonderful person in the world, and
they'd put you in wax in the Eden Musée!
STEVEN. [_Kissing_ PHIL, _then_ CHRIS, _then_ TOOTS.] Good-by, dears.
THE CHILDREN. [_Dolefully._] Good-by.
[STEVEN _crosses to the door Left._
GEORGIANA. Never mind, I'll finish with you. Don't turn around, Phil.
LIZZIE. [_At the door Left._] Beg pardon, sir, but Moles has been and
told me what you was going to do for him, sir. Would you be considering
it great impertinence if I asked you to take six hundred dollars what
I've saved, sir, and do things with it?
STEVEN. Certainly, Lizzie, send it by Moles in the morning.
LIZZIE. [_Delighted._] Oh, thank you, sir!
STEVEN. I'm glad to do it; you've served us faithfully for some years
now, Lizzie.
[_He goes out._
LIZZIE. He's gone, miss.
[_She goes out also._
GEORGIANA. [_Calls._] Ready!
[PHILIP _turns and looks about the room, then begins to look under
things. He sees his_ AUNT GEORGIANA _first and is about to touch her,
but she laughingly motions him not to and points out_ TOOTS'S _hiding
place._
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