[_All the children blow out the candles and then get down from the
table._
COAST. And here's my contribution to the party.
[_Brings out six big German mottoes from his pocket, and goes to table
with them._
GEORGIANA. [_In pretended excitement._] What? Mottoes!
ALL THE CHILDREN. [_In delighted chorus_.] Oh, mottoes!
PHILIP. Are those the silver mines?
COAST. No! Why?
[_Laughing and handing the mottoes around, while_ GEORGIANA _cuts the
cake._
PHILIP. I heard grandma say the other day, you had pockets full of
silver mines.
GEORGIANA. The cake's ready!
[_All take a piece of cake. The children line up and down Centre from
Right to Left:_ ELAINE, TOOTS, PHILIP, CHRISTOPHER.
COAST. Your motto!
[_Handing one to_ GEORGIANA.
GEORGIANA. One for me too! Oh, thank you!
COAST. Certainly, because I want a bit of cake. I'm after that ring.
[_Goes up back of table for cake._
GEORGIANA. Don't anybody swallow the ring.
[_All eat the cake and now speak with their mouths full._
CHRISTOPHER. I haven't got it yet, Auntie.
ELAINE. Nor I.
GEORGIANA. Don't talk. Everybody eat till some one gets it!
TOOTS. [_Crying._] I can't eat my cake! I can't eat my cake!
GEORGIANA. Why not, dear?
TOOTS. 'Cause I haven't got no place! I haven't got no place to put it!
[_Crying._
PHILIP. He's full up!
GEORGIANA. Never mind, Toots, dear, you shall have a piece for supper.
TOOTS. Will I have room then?
CHRISTOPHER. [_A sudden loud and frightened cry._] Oh! Oh!
ALL. What's the matter?
[_All gather around_ CHRISTOPHER.
GEORGIANA. [_Frightened._] What is it, Chris?
CHRISTOPHER. [_Screaming._] Oh!
GEORGIANA. What is it, dear?
CHRISTOPHER. I've swallowed it!
ALL. What?
CHRISTOPHER. I've swallowed the ring!
ELAINE. That isn't fair!
PHILIP. Just like Chris, 'fraid some one else'd get it.
GEORGIANA. No, Chris, dear! [_To_ COAST.] What will we do?
COAST. Chris has made a mistake, here is the ring! [_Finding it in his
own piece of cake._] There weren't two, were there?
GEORGIANA. No, that's the one!
CHRISTOPHER. [_Smiling and greatly relieved._] Oh! I guess I 'magined
it, then.
GEORGIANA. [_Affectionately pretending to shake him._] Well, young man,
you can imagine yourself spanked for giving us all a fright. Now, come
along, the mottoes. [_To_ COAST.] Of course the ring wasn't meant for
you. What are you going to do with it?
COAST. Keep it.
GEORGIANA. No, you mustn't; it's the children's!
COAST. Philip, may I keep the ring?
PHILIP. [_On the hobby horse._] Yes, sir.
COAST. And I'll give each one of you a ring in place of it. What kind
will you have, Elaine?
[_He makes movement towards each child as he asks the question._
ELAINE. One big pearl with two great big rubies.
GEORGIANA. Mercy! Small order!
COAST. Very well. And you, Phil?
PHILIP. I don't want any ring. I want a watch and chain.
COAST. Good! And you, Chris, do you want a ring?
CHRISTOPHER. I want a gun!
COAST. All right. [_Writing._] And Toots?
TOOTS. Nanny goat!
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