Mr. Hamshaw could have slain No. 329 for his familiarity, but lost the
opportunity in wondering what the young ladies would think if they
received 10,000 violets from an unnamed sender. For days, be it said in
all solemnity, Mr. Hamshaw waited and watched for glimpses of the young
ladies--princesses he was calling them down in the neighbourhood of his
rejuvenated heart. He neglected his business, ate at the most irregular
hours, and finally gave himself up to the astonishing habit of walking
up and down five flights of stairs. Sago and Ellen, united in worrying
over these idiosyncrasies, were troubled deep down in their consciences.
The master took to standing out in front of the main entrance on
bitterly cold days, smoking cigar after cigar. He said, in explanation,
that it was unhealthy to smoke indoors. Twice in as many weeks he had
glimpses of the young ladies. On both occasions they walked briskly
past him with their pretty noses in the air. It was evident that they
disdained carriages and street cars, for they struck off downtown with
the stride of athletes.
"By Jove, they're fine specimens!" murmured Mr. Hamshaw, admiring their
bonny figures from the doorway.
It is quite natural that he should have kept his secret from Sago and
Ellen. Sooner would he have died than permit these staunch guardians to
grasp the whole truth concerning his--he even felt guilty enough to
call it "foolish"--infatuation. If the Misses Frost received frequent
offerings of rare violets from an unmentioned source they were not so
puzzled that they could find no one to thank even though it surprised
the innocent young man in the extreme. If they took notice of the
stout, bald old gentleman who shuffled his feet and looked conscious
when they strode past it was not for him to know at that stage of the
game. He felt so small after the weary weeks of watching that he went
and had himself weighed, devoutly certain that he shrunk respectably.
He even went in for a savage system of training, calculated to reduce
his avoirdupois.
One day, while he was swinging along through the park, a mile and a
half from home, trying to take off a few of the pounds that made him
impossible to the willowy Misses Frost, he unexpectedly came upon his
dual affinity. In his agitation he narrowly escaped being run down by a
base and unsympathetic cab operated by a profane person who seldom
shaved. As it was, he lost his hat. The wind whirled it over the ground
much faster than he could sprint, with all his training, and brought it
up against a bush in front of the young women. One of them sprang
forward and snatched it up before it could resume its flight. Mr.
Hamshaw came up puffing and confused, but radiant.
"Thank you, thank you, ever so much!" he panted. "Never mind the dust.
It's been dusty before. Besides, it's an old one. I have a better one
at home, and a silk--"
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