American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
But suddenly she drew back and nestled down into her lustrous furs. “You
thought I was going to tell you the story of my life? No. Put your
ear-pads on again. I know now why you wear them—because you’re planning
a new book. Is it not so? You see I can read your thoughts. Go on—do! I
would rather assist at the birth of a masterpiece than chatter about my
own insignificant affairs.”
The Professor smiled. If she thought masterpieces were born in that
way—between railway stations, and in a whirl of prattle! Yet he was not
wholly angry. Either because it had been unexpectedly agreeable to hear
his book praised, or because of that harmonious impression which, now
that he actually saw her, a protracted scrutiny confirmed, he began to
feel more tolerantly toward his neighbour. Deliberately, his eyes still
on hers, he pushed the other ear-pad away.
“Oh—” she said with a little gasp. “Does that mean I may go on talking?”
But before he could answer, her face clouded. “I know—it only means that
I might as well, now that I’ve broken in on your meditations. I’m
dreadfully penitent; but luckily you won’t have me for long, for I’m
getting out at Cannes, and Cannes is the next station. And that reminds
me of the enormous little favour I have to ask.”
The Professor’s face clouded also: he had a nervous apprehension of
being asked favours. “My fountain pen,” he said, regaining firmness of
tone, “is broken.”
“Ah—you thought I meant to ask for your autograph? Or perhaps for a
cheque?” (Lord, how quick she was!) She shook her head. “No, I don’t
care for compulsory autographs. And I’m not going to ask for money—I’m
going to give you some.”
He faced her with renewed dismay. Could it be—? After all, he was not
more than fifty-seven; and the blameless life he had led had perhaps
helped to preserve a certain ... at least that was _one_ theory.... In
these corrupt European societies what might a man not find himself
exposed to? With some difficulty he executed a pinched smile.
“_Money?_”
She nodded again. “Oh, don’t laugh! Don’t think I’m joking. It’s your
ear-pads,” she disconcertingly added.
“My—?”
“Yes. If you hadn’t put them on I should never have spoken to you; for
it wasn’t till afterward that I saw your name on the suit-case. And
after that I should have been too shy to break in on the meditations of
a Great Philosopher. But you see I have been watching—oh, for years!—for
your ear-pads.”
He stared at her helplessly. “You want to buy them from me?” he asked in
terror, wondering how on earth he would be able to get others in a
country of which he did not speak the language.
She burst into a laugh that ran up and down the whole scale of friendly
derision and tender mockery.
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