Heu-Heu, or The monsterHaggard, H. Rider (Henry Rider)
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Heu-Heu, or The monster
Haggard, H. Rider (Henry Rider)
Adventure stories; Monsters -- Fiction; Quatermain, Allan (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; South Africa -- Fiction
“The picture is there or was when I was young,” answered Hans
sullenly, “and for the rest, the Baas knows best. If he breaks every
bone in his body presently, don’t let him blame me, and I pray that he
will tell the truth, all of it, to his Reverend Father in the sky who
left him in my charge, saying that Hans begged him not to come but that
because of his evil temper he would not listen. Meanwhile, the Baas had
better take off his boots, since the feet of those Bushmen whose spooks
I feel all about me have made the ledge very slippery.”
In silence I sat down and removed my boots, thinking to myself that I
would gladly give all my savings that were on deposit in the bank at
Durban, to be spared this ordeal. What a strange thing is the white
man’s pride, especially if he be of the Anglo-Saxon breed, or what
passes by that name. There was no need for me to take this risk, yet,
rather than be secretly mocked at by Hans and those Kaffirs, here I was
about to do so just for pride’s sake. In my heart I cursed Hans and the
cave and the hole and the picture and the thunderstorm that brought me
there, and everything else I could remember. Then, as it had no strap
like that of Hans, although it smelt horribly, I took the tin loop of
my lantern in my teeth because it seemed the only thing to do, put up a
silent but most earnest prayer, and started as though I liked the job.
To tell the truth, I remember little of that journey except that it
seemed to take about three hours instead of under a minute, and the
voices of woe and lamentation from the two Zulus behind, who insisted
upon bidding me a tender farewell as I proceeded, amidst other
demonstrations of affection, calling me their father and their mother
for four generations.
Somehow I wriggled myself along that accursed ridge, shoving my stomach
as hard as I could against the wall of the passage as though this organ
possessed some prehensile quality, and groping for knobs of rock on
which I broke two of my nails. However, I did get over all right,
although just towards the end one of my feet slipped and I opened my
mouth to say something, with the result that the lantern fell into the
abyss, taking with it a loose front tooth. But Hans stretched out his
skinny hand, and, meaning to catch me by the coat collar, got hold of
my left ear, and, thus painfully supported, I came to firm ground and
cursed him into heaps. Although some might have thought my language
pointed, he did not resent it in the least, being too delighted at my
safe arrival.
“Never mind the tooth, Baas, he said. It is best that it should be gone
without knowing it, as it were, because you see you can now eat crusts
and hard biltong again, which you have not been able to do for months.
The lantern, however, is another matter, though perhaps we can get a
new one at Pretoria or wherever we go.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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