Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of LifeDreiser, Theodore
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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of Life
Dreiser, Theodore
American essays -- 20th century
Common dust swept into our atmosphere makes our beautiful sunsets and
blue sky. Sidereal space, as we know it, is said to be one welter of
strangely flowing streams of rock and dust, a wretched mass made
attractive only by some vast compulsory coalition into a star. Stars
clash and blaze, and the whole great complicated system seems one
erosive, chaffering, bickering effort, with here and there a tendency to
stillness and petrifaction. This world as we know it, the human race and
the accompanying welter of animals and insects, do they not, aside from
momentary phases of delight and beauty, often strike you as dull,
aimless, cruel, useless? Are not the processes by which they are
produced or those by which they live (the Chicago slaughter-houses, for
instance), stark, relentless, brutal, shameful even?--life living on
life, the preying of one on another, the compulsory aging of all, the
hungers, thirsts, destroying losses and pains....
But I was talking of Jersey City and my difficulty in adjusting myself
to the life about me, thinking as I do. Yet such facts as I can gather
only confound me the more. Take the daily papers which I have been
reading to beguile my loneliness, and note that:
(1) Two old people who lived near me, after working hard for years to
supply themselves with a competence, were ruined by the failure of a
bank and were therefore forced to seek work. Not finding it, they were
compelled to make a choice between subsisting on charity and dying.
Desiring to be as agreeable to the world as possible and not to be a
burden to it, they chose death by gas, locking the doors of their bare
little home, stuffing paper and clothing into chinks and under doors and
windows, and turning on the gas, seated side-by-side and hand-in-hand.
Naturally the end came quickly enough, for Divine Mind has no objection
to ordinary illuminating gas killing any one. It did not inform any one
of their predicament. Impartial gas choked them as quickly as it would
have lighted the room, and yet at the same time, according to the same
papers, in this very same world----
(2) The sixteen-year-old son of a multi-millionaire real estate holder
was left over fifty million dollars by his fond father, who did not know
what else to do with it, the same son having not as yet exhibited any
capacity for handling the money wisely or having done anything to
deserve it save be the son of the aforesaid father.
(3) A somewhat bored group of Newport millionairesses give a dinner for
the pet dogs of their equally wealthy friends, one particular dog or
doggess being host or hostess.
(4) A Staten Island brewer worth twenty millions died of heart failure,
induced by undue joy over the fact that he had been elected snare
drummer of a shriners’ lodge, after spending thousands upon thousands in
organizing a band of his own and developing sufficient influence to
cause a shriners’ organization to tolerate him.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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