Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of LifeDreiser, Theodore
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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of Life
Dreiser, Theodore
American essays -- 20th century
(13) The president of one of the largest street railway corporations in
the world finds it wrong to fail to rise and give your seat to a woman,
but right to run so few cars as to make available seats for only
one-third of the traffic; wrong not to take extreme precaution in
stepping off or on a car or crossing the tracks, but right to leave the
cars without heat, the windows and floors dirty and the doors broken,
making anger, delay and haste contribute to inattention and unfairness;
wrong to read a newspaper wide open, to cross your legs or protrude your
feet too far, thereby inconveniencing your fellow-passenger, but right
to mulct the city, composed of these same passengers, of millions via
stolen franchises, watered stock, avoided taxes, the refusal of
transfers at principal intersections, to say nothing of the prevention
of fair competition via the jitney bus and other means which would
relieve traffic pressure, and all with no excuse save that the
corporation desires the money; and a tame public endures it with a
little ineffectual murmuring.
(14) A man has been found in a Western penitentiary who had been there
for twenty years and who had been sent there because of erroneous
circumstantial evidence, the real offender having confessed on his
death-bed.
(15) A certain landlord in New York compelled a certain family to move,
because, not they, but some of their visitors, wore shabby, hence
undesirable, clothes, thus lowering the social and material tone of the
apartment house in question and causing their distant but still watchful
fellow-tenants much distress of mind in being compelled to live in such
an atmosphere. This was a Riverside Drive apartment.
But need I cite more, really?
It is because of these things that I sit in my hall-bedroom, a great
panorama of beauty spread out before me, and in attempting to write of
this thing, life, find myself confused. I do not know how to work right,
truth, justice, mercy, etc., into these things, nor am I sure that life
would be as fascinating without them, as driving or forceful. The scenes
that I look upon here and everywhere are beautiful enough, sun, moon and
stars swinging in their courses, seemingly mathematically and with great
art or charm. I am willing to assume that their courses are calculated
and intelligent, but no more and no further. And the river at this
moment is begemmed with thousands of lights--a truly artistic and poetic
spectacle and one not to be gainsaid. By day it is gray, or blue, or
green, wondrous shades by turns; by night a jewel world. Gulls wheel
over it; tugs strain cheerily to and fro, emitting gorgeous plumes of
smoke. Snows, rains, warmths, colds come in endless variety, the endless
fillip which gives force and color to our days.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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