Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of LifeDreiser, Theodore
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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of Life
Dreiser, Theodore
American essays -- 20th century
And to what astounding fol-de-rol in regard to the conduct of all wars
in the future, if not in the past, were we not treated! There were to be
no more brutal wars of any kind anywhere. Ever! Oddly enough, the
horrors of the Civil War, especially the part of the Northern soldiers
in it, were entirely forgotten; also the “water cure” and “Hell Roaring
Jake Smith” of the Philippine campaign were forgotten--those natives,
for instance, who were stood up in rows and shot down one after another
by an officer with a revolver or who had water poured down their throats
and into their noses until they died of strangulation, because they
could not, or did not choose to, reveal that which possibly they did not
even know. Nations as well as individuals have short memories. Before we
entered the war it really looked as though a great war must necessarily
be fought with tooth-brushes, so great was the opposition to brutality.
Later we were never to fight any more wars at all, or if we did it was
all to be ended by one war. A little later one of our greatest agonies
was that we could not visit on the enemy something much more terrible
than they were visiting on us--national annihilation, no less. We could
not live in peace with autocracy--although, forsooth, we could live in
peace with the Japanese, the Chinese, the Imperial Russian Government
before it fell, England in India, England in Egypt--anything and
everything, indeed, save with a nation that did not fight as we did.
Never again were the erring nations to be restored to their old place in
the world. Between chortles over an immense trade increase, a finally
united railway system, new and better methods of food control, intensive
agriculture, lessons in self-denial and thought, still, and idiotic as
it may seem, the war was an unmixed evil; the Germans were all wrong.
“The passage of a thousand years will not obliterate the memory of
Germany’s crime. She will get her good name back when Judas does.” (I am
quoting from the Cincinnati Enquirer of March, 1918.) And this in the
face of the above-recited blessings pointed out in this very paper! What
are you to say for such a ragbag point of view, a national intelligence
that can blow hot and cold with the same breath?
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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