Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of LifeDreiser, Theodore
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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of Life
Dreiser, Theodore
American essays -- 20th century
Another curiosity of American character is, or was before the war, its
adoration of all things foreign. Everything abroad was, if it is not
now, excellent, priceless, beyond all praise or blame; whereas anything
native, or even occidental, was more or less worthless or
inconsiderable--even such things as the Andes and Amazon, as contrasted
with the Alps and the Nile; Brazil and Argentina, Mexico and the
Canadian snows were as nothing compared to Belgium or Turkey, the
Riviera, Asia, Africa. One cannot help smiling a little at times at the
grand manner with which the only moderately equipped foreigner,
intellectually or otherwise, has been permitted to walk abroad in
America and either sniff at or patronize all with which he comes in
contact as though it were nothing. And the pathetic desire of the
American to live up to what foreigners expected of him--even the waiters
of France or the middle class or gentry of England. And as for the
English lord, the French or Italian count, the Austrian or even German
baron, the Spanish grandee, the Russian prince or Turkish pasha--it is
folly to deny that he was--may be even yet, for all one knows--overcome
by his attentions. To the American they were inherently better, in some
strange sense, more versed in the ways of that great world which he
longed to explore. Let a restaurant advertise a French cuisine or cook;
a tailor say he is English; a beauty-parlor or dressmaker that it or she
or he is of Paris; a writer or artist that he is of French, Russian,
Italian, English extraction--creak goes the American knee and instanter
your native American is down on his marrowbones, his eyes rolled
heavenward. Of Paris! Of London! Of Rome! Of St. Petersburg! Of Vienna!
Ah! How many American fortunes have been re-banked in Europe to the
order of the thinnest of noble pretensions! What millions have not been
expended in an all but useless effort to take on the color and surface
veneer of European manners and culture! To this day a foreign make of
car, watch, cloth, is inherently better than that of any American
manufacture. Formerly foreign plays practically excluded the American
product--and rightly enough, in my judgment. We have been “raised” on
the foreign book, the foreign picture, the foreign object of art. The
Swiss, French or Austrian Alps--how for a hundred years at least have
they not outrivaled everything America has to offer!
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