Reader, let us present Chloe, Exhibit C in our hero’s collection of possibilities. From the moment he met Chloe he was intrigued; he followed her about doggedly, always pining to see more of her. Alas, he got his wish when he invited her to the opera, and she appeared in her new Paris gown. Although he feels that, after seeing her in the dress, the ethical thing to do would be to marry her, he cannot help insisting on having a little illusion left--so he regretfully passes out of her life. [Illustration] THE ORDEAL BY AIR The next in the batting order is Daphne, who appeared, for a time, to be the Ultimate One. In fact, it was all practically settled until she invited our hero to accompany her on a little jaunt in her aeroplane. He felt that there were few lengths to which he wouldn’t go on the ground, but up in the air was unmistakably something else again; so he progressed easily to the next young siren on the list. [Illustration] THE SAD CASE OF PEGGY And then there was Peggy. Really, he couldn’t have found a more perfect helpmate than Peggy--civil to her parents, pleasant to have around a bridge table, fond of children and potted plants. Nothing could have been sweeter--until she took him out motoring. He is here registering a silent vow that if he ever gets home all in one piece, he will never permit himself to so much as gaze upon his adorable little Peggy again. [Illustration] ANOTHER BLOW By turning your head just a trifle to the left, you will got a rather good idea of Dolores, the next to crash in our hero’s youthful affections. He was in a fair way to get all worked up over Dolores’ vamping specialties--until in a confidential moment she laid bare her strange, exotic, Ballet Russe sort of soul to him.... After that he knew that things between them twain could never be the same again. THE BITTER END And just below is the end of the whole affair; trying out a half-dozen of the most efficient sirens of his acquaintance, our hero finally marries Mary, who rates about minus 30 in looks, brains, and charm. No one has ever discovered why the veteran of countless affairs always eventually marries a complete physical and intellectual blank. As the proverb so aptly puts it, matrimony does make strange bedfellows. [Illustration] [Illustration] THE ENDLESS CHAIN Only the shortage of white paper prevented the artist from prolonging the above idea indefinitely. It is the motif for a frieze entitled “Matrimony”--rather a quaint little conception, isn’t it? If you are at all married--or even if you are only an innocent bystander--you will get the idea without a struggle. As soon as divorce mercifully looses one set of shackles, a change of partners is rapidly effected, new bonds are formed--and there they are, right back at the very beginning again. [Illustration] Divorce: A Great Indoor Sport _It is Beginning to Rank First Among Our Fashionable and Popular Pastimes_ THE DAWN OF A NEW LIFE