North Carolina -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Is it ours?” I asked, for my mind was set on revenue and this was a
dismal beginning. So far we had to our credit only a half-tame sow
that would probably have come in of her own accord when food grew
scarce--and this. Len flicked the exposed ear of the sow. “You see
the undercrap,” he said. Then he pulled the other ear from under her
head. “An’ there’s the two slits. It’s a ten-dollar bill you got layin’
there.”
“Ay,” said Sam, “she’s worth ten dollars more yisterday than to-day.”
“Yisterday!” said Len. “She’s shot early this mornin’. She ain’t froze
yit, an’ last night would ’a’ froze fire. Whoever shot her is in the
woods now, an’ he better not come shammuckin’ where I can see him. I’d
have my say.”
“You ain’t goin’ to talk into a gun, Len,” said Serena. “Wha’d you
promise me about this hog business?”
“Shucks, Reenie, I ain’t broke no promise yit.”
“Y’ain’t goin’ to nuther. Ol’ Ag’s got more bullets. Reckon I’m goin’
to chance comin’ on you layin’ in the woods like this here sow?”
“Why,” I asked, at last getting in my burning question, “did they shoot
the poor thing and leave her here?”
“Oh, she looked slick an’ fine a hundred yards off, but when they shot
her an’ come up close they seen she was goin’ to litter an’ wasn’t fit
fer meat.”
“What about a stomach that can eat a hog right off the mast?” said Sam.
“Ag Snead ain’t more’n ha’f human anyway.”
“’Twa’n’t Ag,” said granpap. “It ’ud take two men to git this hog in
home, an’ ol’ Ag is secrety. He wouldn’t want a partner in this kind o’
work. It’s the Copp boys more’n likely.”
“There’s ol’ Aggervation now,” called Ben. We looked ahead and saw a
man approaching. It was Agnashus Snead. A boy, big-limbed and nearly
grown, walked beside him.
“That’s his nephew, Ted Shoals,” said Len. “’Course they done it! Now
watch Ag, the ol’ devil! You’d think he was jest from prayer-meetin’.”
“Howdy, folks,” Snead called to us. He was about seventy, with cool,
pink cheeks, and white hair that still kept a youthful ripple. His eyes
were golden brown and young as a boy’s. I found myself introduced, and
shook hands with him almost eagerly. Oh, no, he couldn’t have done it!
“Any luck?” he asked, and Len pointed to the dead hog. The old man was
properly shocked. “They’s some rotten folks in this kentry,” he said,
“ef a man knowed where to find ’em.”
“Right, there is,” said Len, “an’ I b’lieve I’d know ’em ef I seen
’em.” His black eyes looked kindlingly into the brown eyes of Snead.
Serena pushed in. “_Your_ luck’s all right, Uncle Ag. The boys jest now
found a bunch o’ yore shotes down in that holler.”
“Reckon they didn’t have no years tore off?” he asked, repaying Len’s
thrust. But no fight was precipitated because he accompanied his
question with the frankest of smiles. Serena had often told me that you
could say anything in the mountains if you took care to say it laughing.
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