North Carolina -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Yer like my first wife,” said Snead, striding alongside of me.
“Nothin’ could head her. You’ve heard ’bout the man that had had
three wives an’ when he prayed he would say: ‘God bless Patch, an’
Piece-patch, but dern ol’ Tear-all.’ Now I say it back’ards. My first
un wuz Tear-all, an’ I’d ruther have her back than any of ’em. There
wuzn’t any government them days. Ever’ feller had his own still ef he
wanted one, an’ tended to his own business. Governments hadn’t come
inter fashion. I’d say to my wife, ‘Serry, I’d like to cut up fer a
week an’ lay drunk,’ an’ she’d say: ‘Go it, Ag, I’ll ’tend to the
crap.’ An’ when I got through I’d let her have her turn ef she wanted
it, and she generally did. When she wuz dyin’ she says ‘Ag, you’ve been
square. You’ve come as you wanted an’ gone as you wanted, an’ so’ve
I, bless Jesus.’ ‘Yes, Serry,’ I says, ‘you’ve never been tied to the
meat-skillet or wash-pot.’ She laffed then an’ says: ‘I reckon you
knowed that string would ’a’ broke anyhow, Ag.’ When she wuz dead I wuz
fool enough to think my luck wouldn’t turn, an’ I married agin in about
six weeks. Lord, Lord, she cleaned an’ she cooked an’ she mended till I
begged her to let up an’ go huntin’ with me. I wuz so lonesome I purty
near cried, an’ all she done wuz to git down on her marr’s an’ pray fer
my soul. ‘O Lord,’ she says, ‘I’ll take keer o’ his pore neglected body
ef you’ll jest save his soul.’ Well, I set in then an’ made her glad to
git out. I set down an’ cussed her steady fer two days. She was ready
to go the first day, but said she couldn’t till she got ever’thing
done. She left my clothes all fixed an’ the house like pie, an’ enough
cooked to keep me fer a week, an’ me cussin’ her in a solid streak. She
had the grit, but it wuz turned the wrong way fer me. It gives me the
all-gonest, lonesome feeling now to think of how she worked an’ worked,
an’ all I wanted wuz company. ’Twa’n’t long till she married Ham Copp
an’ I reckon he suited her, fer they’re livin’ together yit. It’s her
two boys what’s been so near that dead sow back yander, no matter what
Len Merlin’s got in his head about it. You kain’t blame the boys, they
been brought up so religious. I think a heap of religion, but you got
to keep it in bounds er it’s like fire an’ water; it’ll eat ye up. The
Copp boys don’t want to be et up, an’ when they gets out they make
t’other way, toward the devil. I’m a deacon, an’ pay my dues, but
nobody can say I treat my religion too familiar.”
Sam called us to halt, and we paused in a body to look searchingly
down over the cliffs where boulders struggled brokenly and trees and
saplings scrambled for distorted life.
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