Highways and Byways in LondonCook, Emily Constance Baird
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Highways and Byways in London
Cook, Emily Constance Baird
London (England) -- Description and travel
himself was buried here later; his own monument, however, only dates
from 1883, when it was raised by public subscription.
In St. Olave's church occurs that curious and often-quoted epitaph of
1584, inscribed to "John Orgene and Ellyne, his wife":
"As I was, so be ye;
As I am, you shall be;
That I gave, that I have;
That I spent, that I had;
Thus I ende all my coste,
That I lefte, that I loste."
Wandering along Great Tower Street,--and Eastcheap, reminiscent of
Falstaff and Dame Quickly,--we reach the ever-fishy region of the
Monument. The Monument is so tall that it is difficult to see it;
indeed, I cannot tell exactly why the Monument seems always as
difficult of discovery as the middle of a maze; you seem continually
close upon it, and yet you hardly ever reach it. No one can ever
direct the pedestrian to it; though this, indeed, may not be the fault
of the Monument, but simply because the average Londoner never does
know anything about the immediate neighbourhood he inhabits. He has
even been known to live in the next street to the British Museum for
years, and then be ignorant that such an institution exists. Such
superiority to external facts is, no doubt, noble; but it has its
drawbacks. And sometimes the individuals questioned take refuge in a
crushing silence. The last time, indeed, that I myself visited the
Monument, I inquired politely of two fishy youths in turn of its
whereabouts, and received no answer. Possibly this was merely their
courteous way of informing me that they were really too busy to attend
to such trivialities. To return, however, to the deluding Monument:
Dickens, it is true, in _Martin Chuzzlewit_ makes Mr. Tom Pinch and
Miss Pecksniff find their way thither (Tom, having lost his way, very
naturally finds himself at the Monument):
"The Man in the Monument was quite as mysterious a being to
Tom as the Man in the Moon. It immediately occurred to him
that the lonely creature who held himself aloof from all
mankind in that pillar, like some old hermit, was the very
man of whom to ask his way.... If Truth didn't live in the
base of the Monument, notwithstanding Pope's couplet about
the outside of it, where in London was she likely to be
found?
"Coming close below the pillar, it was a great encouragement
to Tom to find that the Man in the Monument had simple
tastes; that stony and artificial as his residence was, he
still preserved some rustic recollections; that he liked
plants, hung up bird-cages, was not wholly cut off from
fresh groundsel, and kept young trees in tubs. The Man in
the Monument was sitting outside his own door, the Monument
door; and was actually yawning, as if there were no Monument
to stop his mouth, and give him a perpetual interest in his
own existence.... Two people came to see the Monument, a
gentleman and lady; and the gentleman said, 'How much
a-piece?'
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