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“Exactly,” Brainard laughed. “I can’t say how much is business and how
much pleasure.”
“And possibly a dash of—something else?” Hollinger suggested genially.
“Well, let’s have another drink on it. _Mozo_! . . . A southern
gentleman who resides in Jalapa has taught these people how to make his
favorite form of booze. It is cooled by snow brought from the mountains
on mule back—and is very refreshing.”
When the waiter had brought two high glasses filled with the crystal
flakes of snow, the fight-trust magnate grew more expansive.
“Yes, shortly after I had the pleasure of making your acquaintance I
found the climate of California uncongenial to my nerves, for the first
time in my life, and having business interests in Mexico I took a little
vacation. Delightful time of the year here, don’t you think?”
Brainard agreed enthusiastically.
“You didn’t make a long stay with us on the Coast,” Hollinger remarked,
with the shadow of a smile. Brainard knew that the fight-trust man
suspected his story, but judged it wiser to avoid personal confidences.
For this reason he refrained from inquiring whether the American’s
business had to do with some notable encounter that was to be staged in
Mexico in order to avoid the laws in the States. Hollinger’s next remark
seemed to indicate that such was his “business interest” in this country.
“We are apt to look down upon Mexico,” he said sententiously. “But it is
a great country. We say that it is not civilized. That is just why it
is a great country. It is not civilized in our peculiar, narrow way, and
hence we deny that it has any civilization.”
“It certainly has fleas,” Brainard threw in flippantly.
“Exactly, young man—it has fleas and therefore you think it is barbarous.
You have been brought up among a people that regards cleanliness as above
godliness and the other fellow’s godliness of more importance than his
own! That is what is called Puritanism. You understand me?”
Brainard nodded. He began to comprehend the results of Hollinger’s
reading on the Overland.
“Now,” continued Hollinger, clearing his throat, “I have nothing to say
against Puritanism. It’s a very good thing for some people. It did some
mighty fine work in the world.”
“Discovered Plymouth Rock, for instance.”
“Yes, and created the nicest lot of little hypocritical tight-wads there
in New England the world has ever seen. We needed those tight-wads out
west—we needed their bank accounts, I mean to say. But we don’t need ’em
any longer, only they can’t understand it and keep shoving their morals
in our faces. That’s the trouble with America all over at the present
date. Puritanism breaks out here, there, and everywhere, like the
measles. And it always means trying to make the other feller as good as
you think he oughter be—and a damn sight better than you are yourself!”
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