Hobson's Choice: A Lancashire Comedy in Four ActsBrighouse, Harold
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Hobson's Choice: A Lancashire Comedy in Four Acts
Brighouse, Harold
English drama -- 20th century; Fathers and daughters -- Drama; Sisters -- Drama
WILLIE. That's a bit like asking if a pound of tea weighs heavier than
a pound of lead. I'm worrited about your life because it worrits Maggie,
but I'm none worrited that bad I'll see my business suffer for the sake
of you.
HOBSON. This isn't what I've a right to expect from you, Will.
WILLIE. You've no _right_ to expect I care whether you sink or swim.
MAGGIE. Will!
WILLIE. What's to do? You told me to take a high hand, didn't you?
(MAGGIE _sits down_ R.)
ALICE. And we're to stay here and watch Maggie and Will abusing father
when he's ill.
(_Positions now_: MAGGIE _sitting down_ R., HOBSON _sitting in
armchair_, ALICE _standing behind and between them_, VICKEY _standing_
L. _of table_.)
WILLIE. No need for you to stay.
HOBSON. That's a true word, Will Mossop.
VICKEY. Father! You take his side against your flesh and blood.
HOBSON. That doesn't come too well from you, my girl. Neither of you
would leave your homes to come to care for me. You're not for me, so
you're against me.
ALICE. We're not against you, father. We want to stay and see that Will
deals fairly by you.
HOBSON. Oh, I'm not capable of looking after myself, amn't I? I've to be
protected by you girls lest I'm overreached, and overreached by whom? By
Willie Mossop! I may be ailing, but I've fight enough left in me for a
dozen such as him, and if you're thinking that the manhood's gone from
me, you can go and think it somewhere else than in my house.
VICKEY. But father--dear father--
HOBSON. I'm not so dear to you if you'd to think twice about coming here
to do for me, let alone jibbing at it the way you did. A proper daughter
would have jumped--aye, skipped like a calf by the cedars of Lebanon--at
the thought of being helpful to her father.
ALICE. Did Maggie skip?
HOBSON. She's a bit ancient for skipping exercise, is Maggie; but she's
coming round to reconcilement with the thought of living here, and that
is more than you are doing, Alice, isn't it? Eh? Are you willing to
come?
ALICE (_sullenly_). No.
HOBSON. Or you, Vickey?
VICKEY. It's my child, father. I--
HOBSON. Never mind what it is. Are you coming or not?
VICKEY. No.
HOBSON. Then you that aren't willing can leave me to talk with them that
are.
ALICE. Do you mean that we're to go?
HOBSON. I understand you've homes to go to.
ALICE. Oh, father!
HOBSON. Open the door for them, Will.
(WILL _rises, crosses, and opens door_. ALICE _and_ VICKEY _stare in
silent anger. Then_ ALICE _sweeps to her gloves on the table_.)
ALICE. Vickey!
(ALICE _moves on towards door_.)
VICKEY. Well, I don't know!
MAGGIE (_from her chair by the fire-place_). We'll be glad to see you
here at tea-time on a Sunday afternoon if you'll condescend to come
sometimes.
VICKEY. Beggars on horseback.
(VICKEY _and_ ALICE _pass out_.)
WILL (_closing door_). Nay, come, there's no ill-will. (He _returns to
table and sits_ R. _of it_.)
HOBSON. Now, my lad, I'll tell you what I'll do.
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