World War, 1914-1918 -- Campaigns -- Western Front; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, Canadian
The first thing we did after our arrival was to go to the doctor for
final examination. Again my heart dropped when I saw what seemed to
be a physically splendid man rejected, and I felt that my case was
hopeless. I stripped, and, with my heart pounding like a
trip-hammer, presented myself. I was reassured almost instantly by
his kindly manner. He gave me a most rigid looking over and
pronounced me fit, but shook his head dubiously at my height. An
inspiration seized me: "Doctor, I may be small, but it is
concentrated stuff."
He laughed and told me to dress. Trembling with delight and relief I
fell into line to take my first "shot in the arm," as we called our
inoculation against typhoid, and when the surgeon jabbed me with the
needle I promptly fainted for the first time in my life.
Life now began in earnest; day succeeded day of hard training. The
weather was ideal, our only trouble being the dust-clouds raised from
the sandy ground by marching troops.
Uniforms were issued, and in two weeks' time one would not have
recognized us. Many laughable incidents occurred in connection with
our uniforms; nearly every man got something that was too big or too
small. The quartermaster gave me a hat that was two or three sizes
too large. I asked him what I should do and he told me to come back
in the morning, which I did.
"You told me to come back and see you, sir, about my cap; it is too
big."
"Well, I can tell by your bothering nerve that you've got the swelled
head and it won't be long before it fits you. Get to blazes out of
here."
I did not think it prudent to pursue the matter further. I was
wondering what I would do with the cap when I espied a fellow with a
head like a bull and a cap resting just on the crown. "Here's my
chance," thought I, and I was after him in a jiffy. He was a Scot.
"Matey, how would you like to swop caps?"
"Wha's the matter wi' yours?"
"Mine's too large." He took mine and examined it critically, feeling
the quality and the texture.
"It's no as gude as mine; I wudna swop."
"Why, yours doesn't fit you and mine would."
"Ay, but the quality, lad, look at the quality o' mine."
"It's just exactly the same as mine."
"Naething o' the kind," he said, "the quartermaster is a particular
friend o' mine and he gie me one especially."
"He did, like ducks."
"O vera weel. Besides, I dinna mind a little thing like that; it's
the quality. But I'll tell you what I'll do," he said, "if you want
the cap an' will gie me an extra shillin' on account o' the quality,
I'll maybe let ye hae it."
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