The company began to come. The first of them was a stout boy, with a
white top-knot and spectacles. The housemaid brought him in and said,
‘Compliments, and at what time was he to be fetched!’ Mrs. Alicumpaine
said, ‘Not a moment later than ten. How do you do, sir? Go and sit
down.’ Then a number of other children came; boys by themselves, and
girls by themselves, and boys and girls together. They didn’t behave at
all well. Some of them looked through quizzing-glasses at others, and
said, ‘Who are those? Don’t know them.’ Some of them looked through
quizzing-glasses at others, and said, ‘How do?’ Some of them had cups of
tea or coffee handed to them by others, and said, ‘Thanks; much!’ A good
many boys stood about, and felt their shirt-collars. Four tiresome fat
boys _would_ stand in the doorway, and talk about the newspapers, till
Mrs. Alicumpaine went to them and said, ‘My dears, I really cannot allow
you to prevent people from coming in. I shall be truly sorry to do it;
but, if you put yourself in everybody’s way, I must positively send you
home.’ One boy, with a beard and a large white waistcoat, who stood
straddling on the hearth-rug warming his coat-tails, _was_ sent home.
‘Highly incorrect, my dear,’ said Mrs. Alicumpaine, handing him out of
the room, ‘and I cannot permit it.’
There was a children’s band,—harp, cornet, and piano,—and Mrs.
Alicumpaine and Mrs. Orange bustled among the children to persuade them
to take partners and dance. But they were so obstinate! For quite a
long time they would not be persuaded to take partners and dance. Most
of the boys said, ‘Thanks; much! But not at present.’ And most of the
rest of the boys said, ‘Thanks; much! But never do.’
‘O, these children are very wearing!’ said Mrs. Alicumpaine to Mrs.
Orange.
‘Dear things! I dote upon them; but they ARE wearing,’ said Mrs. Orange
to Mrs. Alicumpaine.
At last they did begin in a slow and melancholy way to slide about to the
music; though even then they wouldn’t mind what they were told, but would
have this partner, and wouldn’t have that partner, and showed temper
about it. And they wouldn’t smile,—no, not on any account they wouldn’t;
but, when the music stopped, went round and round the room in dismal
twos, as if everybody else was dead.
‘O, it’s very hard indeed to get these vexing children to be
entertained!’ said Mrs. Alicumpaine to Mrs. Orange.
‘I dote upon the darlings; but it is hard,’ said Mrs. Orange to Mrs.
Alicumpaine.
They were trying children, that’s the truth. First, they wouldn’t sing
when they were asked; and then, when everybody fully believed they
wouldn’t, they would. ‘If you serve us so any more, my love,’ said Mrs.
Alicumpaine to a tall child, with a good deal of white back, in mauve
silk trimmed with lace, ‘it will be my painful privilege to offer you a
bed, and to send you to it immediately.’
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