Homeward Bound: Sailor's Knots, Part 2.Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Homeward Bound: Sailor's Knots, Part 2.
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
His wife said that she would inquire, and brought back word next day that
Mr. Sadler, the new lodger, would like it. It disappeared during Mr.
Hatchard's enforced absence at business, and a small bamboo table, weak
in the joints, did duty in its stead.
The new lodger, a man of middle age with a ready tongue, was a success
from the first, and it was only too evident that Mrs. Hatchard was trying
her best to please him. Mr. Hatchard, supping on bread and cheese, more
than once left that wholesome meal to lean over the balusters and smell
the hot meats going into Mr. Sadler.
"You're spoiling him," he said to Mrs. Hatchard, after the new lodger had
been there a week. "Mark my words--he'll get above himself."
"That's my look-out," said his wife briefly. "Don't come to me if you
get into trouble, that's all," said the other.
Mrs. Hatchard laughed derisively. "You don't like him, that's what it
is," she remarked. "He asked me yesterday whether he had offended you in
any way."
"Oh! He did, did he?" snarled Mr. Hatchard. "Let him keep himself to
himself, and mind his own business."
"He said he thinks you have got a bad temper," continued his wife. "He
thinks, perhaps, it's indigestion, caused by eating cheese for supper
always."
Mr. Hatchard affected not to hear, and, lighting his pipe, listened fer
some time to the hum of conversation between his wife and Mr. Sadler
below. With an expression of resignation on his face that was almost
saintly he knocked out his pipe at last and went to bed.
Half an hour passed, and he was still awake. His wife's voice had
ceased, but the gruff tones of Mr. Sadler were still audible. Then he
sat up in bed and listened, as a faint cry of alarm and the sound of
somebody rushing upstairs fell on his ears. The next moment the door of
his room burst open, and a wild figure, stumbling in the darkness, rushed
over to the bed and clasped him in its arms.
"Help!" gasped his wile's voice. "Oh, Alfred! Alfred!"
"Ma'am!" said Mr. Hatchard in a prim voice, as he struggled in vain to
free himself.
"I'm so--so--fr-frightened!" sobbed Mrs. Hatchard.
"That's no reason for coming into a lodger's room and throwing your arms
round his neck," said her husband, severely.
"Don't be stu-stu-stupid," gasped Mrs. Hatchard. "He--he's sitting
downstairs in my room with a paper cap on his head and a fire-shovel in
his hand, and he--he says he's the--the Emperor of China."
"He? Who?" inquired her husband.
"Mr. Sad-Sadler," replied Mrs. Hatchard, almost strangling him. "He made
me kneel in front o' him and keep touching the floor with my head."
The chair-bedstead shook in sympathy with Mr. Hatchard's husbandly
emotion.
"Well, it's nothing to do with me," he said at last.
"He's mad," said his wife, in a tense whisper; "stark staring mad. He
says I'm his favorite wife, and he made me stroke his forehead."
The bed shook again.
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