Honeymoons -- Fiction; Human-alien encounters -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Space ships -- Fiction
"Enough," he declared, "is too much. I wasn't hot on this trip from
the start. Now I'm an Eskimo. Sparks, take a message to Long Island
Spaceport. Tell 'em--"
"Tell them," interrupted Lorraine Larkin, "that the captain and crew of
the _Pegasus_ are on their way to find out what happened to those other
poor fellows who tried to land on Caltech VI. And tell them we _will_
find out, because we're the toughest, smartest, space-lickingest gang
of etherhounds who ever lifted gravs. And there's nothing between here
and Procyon that can scare us. Mmmm! What delicious soup--"
That stopped them. That stopped them cold. Bowman looked thoughtful,
one gnarled hand caressed his jowls. Larkin stopped trying to talk, a
curious look came into his eyes. Tom Anderson's shoulders stiffened;
old MacPhee, the Chief Engineer, dragged out a filthy, oil-smeared
handkerchief, blew his nose viciously and said, "Grrrumph!"
Me, I was stunned speechless, too. Oh, not because she had reminded
me we had a moral obligation to find out what had happened to the
previous explorers. It wasn't that she'd roused in me any latent spark
of pride in the _Pegasus_, either. What got me was her calling the soup
'delicious'! Good golly, that stuff? Delicious?
* * * * *
So we went on, and Lorraine Larkin went with us. I don't have to tell
you about the trip; you can get that from the log book. It was sixteen
days to the Mars ecliptic, but Mars wasn't there, of course.
It was sky-hooting along four weeks to sta-board. Little things
happened, none important. The outstanding thing about the trip was the
dopey way our one time sane and sensible first mate, Johnny Larkin, was
behaving.
He had apparently reconciled himself to the idea of Lorraine's being
with us. Reconciled? Whoops! He was closer to his bride than twelve
o'clock sharp. Everywhere you saw Lorraine, there was Johnny, and vice
versa.
Then we hit the highroad between Mars and the asteroids, the great open
spaces in which Caltech had taken squatters' rights. Bob Weir punched
keys on the astrocalculator and figured it would take us a week and a
half to reach our destination. I wasn't sure I could last that long.
For why? One guess. Lt. and Mrs. J. Larkin. Their billing and cooing
was enough to make a Martian canal-pussie blush green. Every time you
saw Johnny he was playing octopus with Lorraine's hand. He had dawn and
soft breezes in his eyes when he looked at her, and the glances she
heaved back weren't exactly typhoons at midnight.
The worst part is, they didn't seem to have a bit of shame! They didn't
care whether anybody saw them acting like melted cheese sandwiches or
not. And oh! what they said! He called her "Lovums"; she called him
"Cutsie," which was all wrong, "Bugsie," which was one hundred per cent
right, and a lot of other names too nauseating to mention.
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