Honeymoons -- Fiction; Human-alien encounters -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Space ships -- Fiction
Johnny said, "I don't believe so. The material about us is peculiar. It
seems to be organic. And it has a certain type of inherent energy--"
"Energy?" I yelled. "Hey, then maybe our Ampie can eat us out of here?
That little critter can gobble its way through an H-layer. This dish of
planetary junket--"
Larkin glanced up sharply. "And just how would you plan to get the
Ampie out of the ship, Sparks?"
"Why, through the lug-sail vent, of course."
"No. Don't try that. I have a feeling--"
He stopped. He didn't say what his feeling was. To tell you the truth,
the sharpness of his tone made me just a little bit sore. After all,
I'm not the dumbest guy afloat in space. I said stiffly, "Then what do
we do to get out of here? Or are we number four on the flit parade?"
Johnny swallowed hard. He said, "I'm the tech man on this freighter.
All of you clear out of here. I'll find some way--"
His words dwindled into silence. Lorraine looked at him proudly, patted
his cheek. She said, "That's right, Cuddlums. You'll get us out, won't
you?"
The skipper said, "Gug!" The crowd broke up and began drifting away.
Johnny started fussing with instruments and gadgets. Lorraine soothed
his brow by tying strands of his hair into lovers'-knots. I got sick at
the stomach looking at them after a while, so I left. Cap Bowman beat
me to the bar by three drinks--
* * * * *
It must have been an hour later that we felt it. A jarring _whoomp_
beneath our keel. The upset-tummy-in-an-elevator sensation stopped.
Bowman looked at me and said, "Larkin? He done somethin', maybe?" and
we went back to the bridge.
Larkin had not caused the settling, but he was beaming triumphantly
anyway. As we charged in, demanding information, he said, "Why, it's
very simple. We have finally come to rest on the surface of Caltech."
"Sue me if I'm wrong," said the skipper, "but somehow I got the
impression we landed on this overgrowed custard an hour an' a half ago?
Or what's that I see out the ports? A bowl of taffy?"
"No, skipper. We didn't land on the surface before. We landed on a
particular kind of matter which is, so far as I have been able to
figure out, allied with the peculiar life-form inhabiting this planet."
"Life-form? You mean that stuff's alive?"
"Not exactly. That's the point I haven't been able to solve yet. I've
made a careful analysis of the stuff. It seems to be a highly complex
carbohydrate. Its formula is C6--"
"This ain't no time," I broke in, "to discuss mal-demer. What I want
to know is, do we or don't we try my idea about putting out the Ampie?
Johnny, maybe--"
"No!" he said.
"Well, why not? What have we got to lose?"
"No!" he said again. Oh, all right. I guess he was preoccupied and
didn't mean to be curt. But his tone rekindled my anger, and I didn't
feel any better when Lorraine said, "Please, Sparks, don't bother
Johnny when he's trying to figure this out. Go ahead, sugar-plum."
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