Balzac, Honoré de, 1799-1850; Novelists, French -- 19th century -- Biography
Les Jardies attracted a great deal of attention from the
public when Balzac bought it with the honorable
intention of making an investment for his mother. While
riding on the railway that passes Ville-d'Avray, every
passenger would look with curiosity at that little house,
half cottage, half chalet, which rose in the middle of a
clay slope.
This plot of land, in Balzac's opinion, was the best in the
world; formerly, he asserted, a certain celebrated wine
was grown there, and the grapes, thanks to an
unparalleled exposure, baked like the grapes of Tokaj on
the Bohemian hills. The sun, it is true, had the freedom
to ripen the crop in this place, where there existed only a
single tree. Balzac tried to enclose this property with
walls, which became famous for obstinately collapsing or
sliding all in one piece down the steep escarpment, and
he dreamed of the most fabulous and the most exotic
crops for this heavenly place. Here comes naturally the
anecdote of the pineapples, which has been so often
repeated that I would not tell it again except to add one
truly characteristic trait. Here is the project: one hundred
thousand feet of pineapples were planted within the
boundaries of Les Jardies, transformed into greenhouses
that required only limited heat due to the sunniness of
the site. The pineapples were going to be sold for five
francs instead of the one louis that they ordinarily cost,
for a total of five hundred thousand francs; from this
sum it was necessary to deduct one hundred thousand
francs for the costs of cultivation, equipment, and coal;
there remained therefore a net profit of four hundred
thousand francs which would constitute a splendid profit
for the happy proprietor, "without the least bit of
writing," he added. That was nothing, Balzac had a
thousand projects like this; but the beauty of this was that
we sought together, on the Boulevard Montmartre, a
shop for the sale of the pineapples that were still in the
form of seeds. The shop was to be painted black with
thin gold stripes, and carry on its sign, in enormous
letters: "PINEAPPLES FROM LES JARDIES."
For Balzac, the one hundred thousand pineapples were
already raising their plumes of serrated leaves above their
great lozenged cones under immense glass roofs: he saw
them; he swelled in the high temperature of the
greenhouse, he breathed in the tropical scent through his
passionately open nostrils; and when, having returned to
his home, he watched, while leaning on the window, the
snow descend silently onto the bare slopes, he still only
gave up his illusion with difficulty.
Yet he followed my advice to hold off on renting the
shop until the following year in order to avoid an
unnecessary expense.
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