Balzac, Honoré de, 1799-1850; Novelists, French -- 19th century -- Biography
He was not always so spirited, and on those occasions
one of his favorite jokes was to imitate the German
jargon of Nucingen or Schmucke, or otherwise to speak
in rama, like the clients of the middle class boarding
house of Madame Vauquer (née de Conflans). At the time
that he wrote Un Début dans la Vie based on an outline of
Madame de Surville, he was seeking proverbs that were
slightly off for the art student Mistigris, to whom later,
having found him to be full of spirit, he gave a fine place
in La Comédie Humaine, under the name of the great
landscape painter Léon de Lora. Here are some of his
nonsensical proverbs: "He is like an ass on a plain." "I am
like the hare, I die or I flee." "Good Counts make good
sieves." "Extremes become blocked." "The slap always
smells the herring"; and so on like this. A discovery of
this type put him in a good humor, and he would
pleasantly frolic like an elephant through the furniture
and around the salon. For her part, Madame de Girardin
was in quest of sayings for the the famous lady of the
seven little chairs of Le Courrier de Paris. She sometimes
required my assistance, and if a stranger had entered,
seeing this beautiful Delphine painting spirals through
her golden hair with her white fingers, with a profoundly
dreamlike air; Balzac, seated on one of the arms of the
great upholstered chair on which Monsieur Girardin
usually slept, his hands clenched in the bottoms of his
pockets, his waistcoat turned back from his stomach,
swinging his leg with a uniform rhythm, expressing with
the tense muscles of his face an extraordinary mental
focus; me planted between two cushions of the divan,
like an opium eater seen in a hallucination; that stranger,
certainly, could never have suspected what we were doing
there, in so great a meditation; he would have supposed
that Balzac was thinking of a new Madame Firmiani,
Madame de Girardin of a role for Mademoiselle Rachel,
and me of some sonnet. But it was nothing of the kind.
As for the puns, Balzac, although his secret ambition was
to create them, had, after painstaking efforts, to recognize
his notorious incapacity in this area, and to keep to the
slightly off proverbs, which preceded the rough puns
brought into fashion by the school of good sense. What
beautiful evenings that will never return! We were then
far from foreseeing that this great and superb woman,
carved fully out of marble from antiquity, that this stocky,
robust, lively man, who combined in himself the vigor of
the boar and the bull, half Hercules, half satyr, built to
last longer than one hundred years, would soon sleep,
one at Montmartre, the other at Père-Lachaise, and that,
of the three, I alone would remain to preserve those
memories that were already so distant and close to being
lost.
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