Hopalong Cassidy's Rustler Round-Up; Or, Bar-20Mulford, Clarence Edward
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Hopalong Cassidy's Rustler Round-Up; Or, Bar-20
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
Hopalong rode to the end of the plaza and tried to sing, but it was a
dismal failure. Then he felt thirsty and wondered why he hadn't thought
of it before. Turning his horse and seeing the saloon he rode up to it
and in, lying flat on the animal's neck to avoid being swept off by the
door frame. His entrance scared white some half a dozen loungers, who
immediately sprang up in a decidedly hostile manner. Hopalong's Colts
peeped over the ears of his horse and he backed into a corner near the
bar.
“One, two, three--now, altogether, breathe! Yu acts like yu never saw a
real puncher afore. All th' same,” he remarked, nodding at several
of the crowd, “I've seen yu afore. Yu are th' gents with th' hot-foot
get-a-way that vamoosed when we got Tamale.”
Curses were flung at him and only the humorous mood he was in saved
trouble. One, bolder than the rest, spoke up: “The senor will not see
any 'hot-foot get-a-way,' as he calls it, now! The senor was not wise to
go so far away from his friends!”'
Hopalong looked at the speaker and a quizzical grin slowly spread over
his face. “They'll shore feel glad when I tells them yu was askin' for
'em. But didn't yu see too much of 'em once, or was yu poundin' leather
in the other direction? Yu don't want to worry none about me--an' if yu
don't get yore hands closter to yore neck they'll be heck to pay! There,
that's more like home,” he remarked, nodding assurance.
Reaching over he grasped a bottle and poured out a drink, his Colt
slipping from his hand and dangling from his wrist by a thong. As the
weapon started to fall several of the audience involuntarily moved as if
to pick it up. Hopalong noticed this and paused with the glass half
way to his lips. “Don't bother yoreselves none; I can git it again,” he
said, tossing off the liquor.
“Wow! Holy smoke!” he yelled. “This ain't drink! Sufferin' coyotes,
nobody can accuse yu of sellin' liquor! Did yu make this all by
yoreself?” He asked incredulously of the proprietor, who didn't know
whether to run or to pray. Then he noticed that the crowd was spreading
out and his Colts again became the center of interest.
“Yu with th' lovely face, sit down!” he ordered as the person addressed
was gliding toward the door. “I ain't a-goin' to let yu pot me from th'
street. Th' first man who tries to get scarce will stop somethin' hot.
An' yu all better sit down,” he suggested, sweeping them with his guns.
One man, more obdurate than the rest, was slow in complying and Hopalong
sent a bullet through the top of his high sombrero, which had a most
gratifying effect.
“You'll regret this!” hissed a man in the rear, and a murmur of
assent arose. Some one stirred slightly in searching for a weapon and
immediately a blazing Colt froze him into a statue.
“Yu shore looks funny; eeny, meeny, miny, mo,” counted off the daring
horseman; “move a bit an' off yu go,” he finished. Then his face broke
out in another grin as he thought of more enjoyment.
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