Horace Walpole and His World: Select Passages from His LettersWalpole, Horace
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Horace Walpole and His World: Select Passages from His Letters
Walpole, Horace
Walpole, Horace, 1717-1797 -- Correspondence
“Several women have made earthquake gowns; that is, warm
gowns to sit out of doors all to-night. These are of the more
courageous. One woman, still more heroic, is come to town on
purpose; she says, all her friends are in London, and she will
not survive them. But what will you think of Lady Catherine
Pelham, Lady Frances Arundel, and Lord and Lady Galway, who go
this evening to an inn ten miles out of town, where they are to
play at brag till five in the morning, and then come back--I
suppose, to look for the bones of their husbands and families
under the rubbish? The prophet of all this (next to the Bishop
of London) is a trooper of Lord Delawar’s, who was yesterday
sent to Bedlam. His _colonel_ sent to the man’s wife, and asked
her if her husband had ever been disordered before. She cried,
‘Oh dear! my lord, he is not mad now; if your _lordship_ would
but get any _sensible_ man to examine him, you would find he is
quite in his right mind.’…
“I did not doubt but you would be diverted with the detail of
absurdities that were committed after the earthquake: I could
have filled more paper with such relations, if I had not feared
tiring you. We have swarmed with sermons, essays, relations,
poems, and exhortations on that subject. One Stukely, a parson,
has accounted for it, and I think prettily, by electricity--but
that is the fashionable cause, and everything is resolved into
electrical appearances, as formerly everything was accounted
for by Descartes’s vortices, and Sir Isaac’s gravitation.
But they all take care, after accounting for the earthquake
systematically, to assure you that still it was nothing less
than a judgment. Dr. Barton, the Rector of St. Andrew’s,
was the only sensible, or at least honest divine, upon the
occasion. When some women would have had him pray to them
in his parish church against the intended shock, he excused
himself on having a great cold. ‘And besides,’ said he, ‘you
may go to St. James’s Church; the Bishop of Oxford is to preach
there all night about earthquakes.’ Turner, a great china-man,
at the corner of next street, had a jar cracked by the shock:
he originally asked ten guineas for the pair: he now asks
twenty, ‘because it is the only jar in Europe that has been
cracked by an earthquake.’”
Not long after the earthquake, we find Walpole engaged in a frolic at
Vauxhall, though in the best company, Lady Caroline Petersham, his
hostess on the occasion, being the dashing wife[23] of Lord Petersham,
eldest son of the Earl of Harrington, who had been Secretary of State.
We insert Walpole’s history of the affair for the reason which he gives
for telling it. It is part of a letter to George Montagu. After a jest
about the habits of Buxton, where his friend’s sister was then drinking
the waters, the writer proceeds:
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