Horse SecretsAlexander, A. S. (Alexander Septimus)
Science
Horse Secrets
Alexander, A. S. (Alexander Septimus)
Horses
The easy money I made on the sale of Les Epinards as narrated in the
last issue, emboldened me to try a new dodge. A fair was being held in
Winnipeg. While there I fell in with a horse breeder who had a number of
Percherons on his farm, some distance to the east of that town. At his
invitation I visited the farm and was somewhat surprised at the prices he
quoted for fine-looking stallions. One two-year-old of necessary size and
shape he offered me for $300. It was not any part of my business to tell
him who I was, and I am inclined to think he took me for a farmer from
the states. In the horse peddling business the less people know about you
the better and easier it is for the peddler, so I never corrected him.
I bought the horse, imported him across the imaginary line dividing the
two countries duty free by making affidavit he was to be used exclusively
for breeding purposes and by satisfying the authorities with the pedigree
furnished me by the Canadian that he was a pure-bred animal.
With the rich selected feed my groom knew how to mix, helped along with
artistic grooming and care, Transmigrator—the name he was to be known
by—waxed fat and sleek. I could truthfully say he was imported, but as he
was a bit shy on prize winnings I could not harp much on that score. Blue
ribbons were cheap, however, and when we decked him out with a supply
of them, he looked as fit as the majority of horses I sold for certain
importers. Inasmuch as his pedigree was written in English, and certified
to by officials with easy names to pronounce, I resolved to give the
company a bargain, and put his price at $2,500. I always did believe in
being generous. I might just as easily have sold for $3,000, but I threw
off $500 on account of the understandable pedigree.
The company which bought the horse came near going to pieces after I
had secured the names of six farmers to the notes. A busybody in that
community insisted on making me a cash offer of $1,000. Of course, there
was no profit in that for me and I was perfectly right in refusing his
offer. What’s the use of farmers being educated to the beauties of the
company plan which benefits the bankers, the peddlers, the groom, and
the cappers, if we are going to sell the horse direct for cash. It’s
only the farmers that make the money by the cash or direct way of buying
a stallion. I never met a peddler who was looking out for the farmers’
interests. They are in the business to improve the quality of horses and
incidentally increase the size of their own bank rolls.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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