Sabotage -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; World War, 1939-1945 -- United States -- Fiction
"No motter," chuckled MacDonald joyfully. "'Tis all the same alphabet.
Hank, laddy, we've been drofted! F'r the duration o' the war the auld
mon in the top hat is takin' our plont over f'r defense wairk. From
now on we're not buildin' bridges and girrders; we're rollin' armament
plate and makin' shells to bomb to the de'il-and-gane yon bloody
scoundrel wi' the foony moostache! What d'ye think o' _that_?"
Hank said soberly, "Why--why, that's wonderful!"
"The United States Government," said Grimper tautly, "will assume all
expenses necessary for the expansion of your facilities. When the war
is over the plant, with all its improvements, will be turned back to
you. Meanwhile, a reasonable profit will be allowed you on all defense
materials produced."
"Gosh," gulped Hank enthusiastically, "that's swell! We won't let
you down, Mr. Grimper. If you'll give me a sort of idea what kind
of additional facilities you need, I'll git right to work on it. We
mustn't waste no time--"
* * * * *
Grimper coughed peremptorily.
"Er--that's just the point I was about to bring up, Mr. Cleaver. We
must waste neither time nor money. This war effort is far too important
to be disturbed by--ahem--other factors. That is why I asked Mr.
MacDonald to call you. You see, our organization has its _own_ Estimate
staff, composed of men trained to do precisely the type of work that
will be required here. Consequently, under the new set-up, you will be
an unnecessary cog in an already perfect machine. I--er--I trust you
understand, Mr. Cleaver?"
Hank stared at him, stricken.
"You--you mean you won't _want_ me here any more?"
"To be more accurate," replied the government agent, "we won't _need_
you. That is, in your present capacity. However, I have no doubt that a
man like yourself, familiar with all angles of the steel industry, will
find a niche--"
"But--but I ain't!" moaned Hank. "I wasn't in this business till a
couple of weeks ago!"
"What?" Grimper stared at him, then at the owner of the company. "I
don't understand, Mr. MacDonald. Isn't this man your Chief Estimator?
He must have had _some_ experience."
"Hank," confessed the Old Man, "was a puffessor."
"A--a what?"
"Teacher," said Hank miserably. "I taught stuff and things at Midland
U. Algebra, a little, an' general science, an' a smatterin' o' this an'
that."
"You mean that with such a background--"
"I know whut y'r thinkin'," interposed old MacDonald hastily, "and
'tisna so. Mr. Cleaver airned his job the hard way. The fairst day he
set foot in here I ordered him oot--but he's made me swallow my wairds.
Now I consider his sairvices invaleeable."
"Still," frowned Grimper, "Mr. Cleaver's talents are not sufficiently
remarkable to justify his presence on such a project as that which we
are about to embark on. We have our own engineers and mathematicians in
Washington. Why, _I_ am an efficiency expert, myself, trained to handle
emergencies--"
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