Horsesense Hank in the parallel worlds — John Shaqi
Horsesense Hank in the parallel worldsBond, Nelson S.
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Horsesense Hank in the parallel worlds
Bond, Nelson S.
Science fiction; Time travel -- Fiction; World War, 1939-1945 -- United States -- Fiction
Meanwhile, I was getting hungrier by the minute. I don't know why it
is, but there's nothing will make a man want to eat more than the
knowledge that the cupboard is bare. My thoughts were not nearly so
concerned with the wonders I was viewing than with visions of ten-inch
T-bone steaks smothered in mushrooms ... roast fowl ... cranberry sauce
and gravy ... fried country ham with apples ... things like that.
And the drink question was even more acute. After all, we had been
caged up in our little egg, now, for several hours. We were beginning
to feel puh-lenty thirsty, and our desire for water was not lessened by
the thought that it was impossible to get any.
That's when it began to seem to me that everywhere we visited, food and
drink were prominently displayed. Once we landed in the middle of a
gigantic banquet-hall. Tables groaned with dainties fit for a king--and
sure enough, there was a king seated at the head of the table! He was a
mighty sick-looking king, though, when he laid eyes on us! He let loose
a howl in what Helen claimed was modified Spanish, and dived under the
table. We left hastily, before his Kingship should leave his subjects
kingless.
I've often wondered, since, how many legends sprang from our
visitations. There must have been hundreds of wild stories told by
Indians, Frenchmen, Englishmen, Spaniards and Dutch who saw a shadowy
egg with three wraiths in it appear suddenly out of nowhere, and as
quickly disappear.
It was probably because of this that Hank turned to me, finally, with a
pledge.
"Tell you one thing, Jim," he said earnestly. "If we get outa this
here now mess, the fust thing I'm gonna do is bust this machine into a
million pieces. I done learned a lesson. It ain't right to go messin'
around in things like this when you can't control 'em perfect. It just
ain't according to Hoyle to do it."
"But if it contributes to science--" I said.
"It don't, Jim. It's all puffectly clear an' logical to me, now. You
see, it wouldn't do a man no good to go gallivantin' off into the past,
because all he'd do is start a new chain of could-bes. An' it don't
do no good for a man to slide sideways through Time, because whut he
learns ain't of no consequence to him in his Time, an' just disturbs
the folks he meets. So after this, I'm gonna confine myself to tryin'
to improve the affairs o' the world we do live in--
"Hey! What was that?"
I had heard it, too. I stared at him wildly. "It sounded like--like
somebody calling your name!" I said doubtfully.
"That's whut I thought!" yelled Hank. "Listen--it's a voice, comin'
closer!"
We all heard it plainly now. A voice calling curiously, pleadingly,
through the gray mists that engulfed us.
"Hank! Oh, Hank Cleaver! Where are you?"
We all yelled. And what I mean, we yelled loud!
And then, out of the formless veil, came a shimmer of light. A nebulous
_something_ that grew more solid, became more and more sharply visible
as our cries attracted it, and finally coalesced into--
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