Hot corn: Life Scenes in New York IllustratedRobinson, Solon
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Hot corn: Life Scenes in New York Illustrated
Robinson, Solon
New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Temperance -- Fiction
Yes, it is a bad thing for a girl to give up her own name for a
fictitious one. I could tell a touching story of an instance of a poor
sewing woman, who went to one of these name-changing houses to work, not
to sin, who was coaxed to be called Lucy, instead of her own sweet name
of Athalia, and how she was accidentally discovered and rescued from the
very jaws of ruin by her own uncle. But not now, I must go on with
the marriage. The bride and bridegroom are waiting, and the reader for a
share of the feast.
"Now I am going to join you two in wedlock; it cannot make you worse, it
may better. Look me in the face. Now, Matilda and Thomas, take each
other by the right hand, look at me, while I unite you in the holy bonds
of marriage by God's ordinance. Do you think you are sufficiently sober
to comprehend its solemnity?"
"Yes, sir."
"Marriage being one of God's holy ordinances, cannot be kept in sin,
misery, filth, and drunkenness. Thomas, will you take Matilda to be your
lawful, true, only, wedded wife?"
"Yes, sir."
"You promise that you will live with her, in sickness as well as health,
and nourish, protect, and comfort her as your true and faithful wife;
that you will be to her a true and faithful husband; that you will not
get drunk, and will clothe yourself and keep clean?"
"So I will."
"Never mind answering until I get through. You promise to abstain
totally from every kind of drink that intoxicates, and treat this woman
kindly, affectionately, and love her as a husband should love his wedded
wife. Now, all of this will you, here before me as the servant of the
Most High,--here, in the sight of God, in heaven, most faithfully
promise, if I give you this woman to be your wedded wife?"
"Yes, I will."
"And you, Matilda, on your part, will you promise the same, and be a
true wife to this man?"
"I will try, sir."
"But do you promise all this faithfully?"
"Yes, sir, I will."
It was a woman's "I will," spoken right out with a good, hearty
emphasis, that told, as it always tells, the faith and truth of woman,
when she says, "I will."
"Then I pronounce you man and wife."
"Now, Thomas," says the new wife, after I had made out the certificate
and given it to her, with an injunction to keep it safely--"now pay Mr.
Pease, and let us go home and break the bottle." Thomas felt first in
the right pocket, then the left, then back to the right, then he
examined the watch fob.
It is probable that the former owner of this principal article of his
wardrobe, owned a watch. It is more likely that the present owner had
been often in the hands of the watch, than that he had often had a watch
in his hands. He was evidently searching for lost treasures.
"Why, where is it?" says she. "You had two dollars this morning."
"Yes, I know it; but I have only got two cents this evening. There, Mr.
Pease, take them. It is all I have got in the world--what more can I
give?"
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