the Chairman and three of the Commissioners arrived. Her Majesty’s
Commissioners for enquiring into the state and condition of Rotten Row,
Hyde Park, did not commence business immediately; but began an ardent
gossip about things in general. The noble President was in the midst of
a discussion with his colleagues respecting the exact circumference of
Carlotta Grisi’s ancle, when there came from the chimney an enormous
volume of smoke. With prompt alacrity, Mr. Aigulet rose from behind the
despatch box, rang the bell, summoned the clerk to his presence, and
desired him to poke the fire. This was done; but the result was
overwhelming. The smoke was so dense, that the noble chairman could
scarcely find his way to the chair; but having succeeded, and a board
having been formed, he addressed the secretary.
“These rooms” he said, “are excessively ill-ventilated; the air is
positively pestilential; we must at once draw up a minute to the
Treasury for alteration.”
“A minute, my Lord?”
“Yes, Sir; a minute.”
Mr. Aigulet took a sheet of paper, folded it lengthways, to make a
margin; and proceeded to write as his superior instructed him.
ROTTEN ROW COMMISSION.
[Such a date.]
[Sidenote: Minute No. 1. ]
1, 6, 4—.
Her Majesty’s Commissioners represent to my Lords, that with a view to
a complete and satisfactory discharge of the important duties devolved
upon them opportunity is necessary for calm consideration of the
varied subjects into which it is committed to them to inquire:—That
such opportunity is totally denied them in the apartments assigned by
my Lords, in which no suitable provision exists for ventilation, and
in which the Smoke appears to come down the Chimney, instead of
ascending in conformity with custom. In order to the due performance
of their duties to the public Her Majesty’s Commissioners, therefore,
request that my Lords will make an order for the attendance and
inspection of the Ventilator-General, with instructions to consider
and report upon a plan for improving the ingress of air, and egress of
smoke, to and from the said apartments of Her Majesty’s Commissioners.
By order of the Board.
(Signed) AUGUSTUS AIGULET.
The document was then handed to Mr. Slaney, who made a fine copy
thereof, on an extremely large and thick sheet of cream-coloured
foolscap, enclosed it in a ditto envelope, sealed it with an enormous
official signet, rang the bell for the messenger, and dispatched the
document to the Assistant Secretary of the Lords Commissioners of Her
Majesty’s Treasury.
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