Household Words, No. 15, July 6, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household Words, No. 15, July 6, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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The business of the “Great House” is divided into two branches; the
issue and the banking department. The latter has increased so rapidly of
late years, that the last addition the Old Lady was constrained to make
to her house was the immense Drawing-room aforesaid, for her customers
and their payees to draw cash on checks and to make deposits. Under this
noble apartment is the Strong Room, containing private property,
supposed to be of enormous value. It is placed there for safety by the
constituents of the Bank, and is concealed in tin boxes, on which the
owners’ names are legibly painted. The descent into this stronghold—by
means of the hydraulic trap we have spoken of—is so eminently
theatrical, that we believe the Head of the Department, on going down
with the books, is invariably required to strike an attitude, and to
laugh in three sepulchral syllables; while the various clerks above
express surprise and consternation.
Besides private customers, everybody knows that our Old Lady does all
the banking business for the British Government. She pays the interest
to each Stock-holder in the National Debt, receives certain portions of
the revenue, &c. A separate set of offices is necessary, to keep all
such accounts, and these Stock Offices contain the most varied and
extensive collection of autographs extant. Those whom Fortune entitles
to dividends, must, by themselves or by their agents, sign the Stock
books. The last signature of Handel, the composer, and that upon which
Henry Fauntleroy was condemned and executed, are among the foremost of
these lions. Here, standing in a great long building of divers stories,
looking dimly upward through iron gratings, and dimly downward through
iron gratings, and into musty chambers diverging into the walls on
either hand, you may muse upon the National Debt. All the sheep that
ever came out of Northamptonshire, seem to have yielded up their skins
to furnish the registers in which its accounts are kept. Sweating and
wasting in this vast silent library, like manuscripts in a mouldy old
convent, are the records of the Dividends that are, and have been, and
of the Dividends unclaimed. Some men would sell their fathers into
slavery, to have the rummaging of these old volumes. Some, who would let
the Tree of Knowledge wither while they lay contemptuously at its feet,
would bestir themselves to pluck at these leaves, like shipwrecked
mariners. These are the books to profit by. This is the place for X. Y.
Z. to hear of something to his advantage in. This is the land of Mr.
Joseph Ady’s dreams. This is the dusty fountain whence those wondrous
paragraphs occasionally flow into the papers, disclosing how a labouring
thatcher has come into a hundred thousand pounds—a long, long way to
come—and gone out of his wits—not half so far to go. Oh, wonderful Old
Lady! threading the needle with the golden eye all through the labyrinth
of the National Debt, and hiding it in such dry hay-stacks as are
rotting here!
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