Household Words, No. 15, July 6, 1850 : $b A weekly journal — John Shaqi
Household Words, No. 15, July 6, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household Words, No. 15, July 6, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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In truth, like the Delphian mystery, SHE of Threadneedle Street is
invisible, and delivers her oracles through her high priests: and, as
Herodotus got his information from the priests in Egypt, so did we learn
all we know about the Bank from the great officers of the Myth of
Threadneedle Street. All of them are remarkable for great intelligence
and good humour, particularly one MR. MATTHEW MARSHALL; for whom the Old
Lady is supposed to have a sneaking kindness, as she is continually
promising to pay him the most stupendous amounts of money. From what
these gentlemen told us, we are prepared unhesitatingly to affirm in the
teeth of the assertions of Plutarch, and Pliny, and Justin, that
although Crœsus might have been well enough to do in the world in his
day, he was but a pettifogger compared with the Great Lady of St.
Christopher le Stocks. The Lydian king never employed nine hundred
clerks, or accommodated eight hundred of them under one roof; and if he
could have done either, he would have been utterly unable to muster one
hundred and thirty thousand pounds a year to pay them. He never had
bullion in his cellars, at any one time, to the value of sixteen
millions and a half sterling, as our Old Lady has lately averaged; nor
“other securities”—much more marketable than the precious stones Crœsus
showed to Solon—to the amount of thirty millions. Besides, _all_ his
capital was “dead weight;” that in Threadneedle Street is active, and is
represented by an average paper currency of twenty millions per annum.
After this statement of facts, we trust that modern poets when they want
a hyperbole for wealth will cease to cite Crœsus, and draw their future
inspirations from the shrine and cellars of the Temple opposite the
Auction Mart; or, as the late Mr. George Robins designated it when
professionally occupied, “The Great House over the way.”
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