Household Words, No. 15, July 6, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household Words, No. 15, July 6, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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No tyro need be told that these notes are representatives of weightier
value, and were invented partly to supersede the necessity of carrying
about ponderous parcels of precious metal. Hence—to treat of it
soberly—four paper parcels taken out, and placed in our hands—consisting
of four reams of Bank notes ready for issue, and not much more bulky
than a thick octavo volume—though they represent gold of the weight of
_two tons_, and of the value of two millions of pounds sterling, yet
weigh not quite one pound avoirdupois each, or nearly four pounds
together. The value in gold of what we could convey away in a couple of
side pockets (if simply permitted by the dear Old Lady in Threadneedle
Street, without proceeding to extremities upon the person of the Chief
Cashier) would have required, but for her admirable publications, two of
Barclay and Perkins’s strongest horses to draw.[1]
Footnote 1:
One thousand sovereigns weigh twenty-one pounds, and five hundred and
twelve Bank-notes weigh exactly one pound.
We have already made mention of the Old Lady’s Lodge, Hall, Parlour,
Store-room, and Drawing-room. Her Cellars are not less curious. In these
she keeps neither wine, nor beer, nor wood, nor coal. They are devoted
solely to the reception of the precious metals. They are like the caves
of Treasures in the Arabian Nights; the common Lamp that shows them
becomes a Wonderful Lamp in Mr. Marshall’s hands, and Mr. Marshall
becomes a Genie. Yet only by the power of association; for they are very
respectable arched cellars that would make dry skittle-grounds, and have
nothing rare about them but their glittering contents. One vault is full
of what might be barrels of oysters—if it were not the Russian Loan.
Another is rich here and there with piles of gold bars, set cross-wise,
like sandwiches at supper, or rich biscuits in a confectioner’s shop.
Another has a moonlight air from the presence of so much silver. Dusky
avenues branch off, where gold and silver amicably bide their time in
cool retreats, not looking at all mischievous here, or anxious to play
the Devil with our souls. Oh for such cellars at home! “Look out for
your young master half a dozen bars of the ten bin.” “Let me have a
wedge of the old crusted.” “Another Million before we part—only one
Million more, to finish with!” The Temperance Cause would make but slow
way, as to such cellars, we have a shrewd suspicion!
Beauty of colour is here associated with worth. One of these brilliant
bars of gold weighs sixteen pounds troy, and its value is eight hundred
pounds sterling. A pile of these, lying in a dark corner—like neglected
cheese, or bars of yellow soap—and which might be contained in an
ordinary tea-chest, is worth two hundred and ten thousand pounds.
Fortune herself transmuted into metal seems to repose at our feet. Yet
this is only an _eightieth_ part of the wealth contained in the Old
Lady’s cellars.
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