Household words, No. 18, July 27, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household words, No. 18, July 27, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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About ten years ago, Monsieur Ramin was a jovial red-faced man of forty,
who joked his customers into purchasing his goods, flattered the pretty
_grisettes_ outrageously, and now and then gave them a Sunday treat at
the barrier, as the cheapest way of securing their custom. Some people
thought him a careless, good-natured fellow, and wondered how, with his
off-hand ways, he contrived to make money so fast, but those who knew
him well saw that he was one of those who “never lost an opportunity.”
Others declared that Monsieur Ramin’s own definition of his character
was, that he was a “_bon enfant_,” and that “it was all luck.” He
shrugged his shoulders and laughed when people hinted at his deep
scheming in making, and his skill in taking advantage of Excellent
Opportunities.
He was sitting in his gloomy parlour one fine morning in Spring,
breakfasting from a dark liquid honoured with the name of onion soup,
glancing at the newspaper, and keeping a vigilant look on the shop
through the open door, when his old servant Catherine suddenly observed:
“I suppose you know Monsieur Bonelle has come to live in the vacant
apartment on the fourth floor?”
“What!” exclaimed Monsieur Ramin in a loud key.
Catherine repeated her statement, to which her master listened in total
silence.
“Well!” he said, at length, in his most careless tones; “what about the
old fellow?” and he once more resumed his triple occupation of reading,
eating, and watching.
“Why,” continued Catherine, “they say he is nearly dying, and that his
housekeeper, Marguerite, vowed he could never get up-stairs alive. It
took two men to carry him up; and when he was at length quiet in bed,
Marguerite went down to the porter’s lodge and sobbed there a whole
hour, saying, Her poor master, had the gout, the rheumatics, and a bad
asthma; that though he had been got up-stairs, he would never come down
again alive; that if she could only get him to confess his sins and make
his will, she would not mind it so much; but that when she spoke of the
lawyer or the priest, he blasphemed at her like a heathen, and declared
he would live to bury her and every body else.”
Monsieur Ramin heard Catherine with great attention, forgot to finish
his soup, and remained for five minutes in profound rumination, without
so much as perceiving two customers who had entered the shop and were
waiting to be served. When aroused, he was heard to exclaim:
“What an excellent opportunity!”
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