Household words, No. 18, July 27, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household words, No. 18, July 27, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Monsieur Bonelle was a thin old man with a pale sharp face and keen
features. At first he eyed his visitor from the depths of his vast
arm-chair; but, as if not satisfied with this distant view, he bent
forward, and laying both hands on his thin knees, he looked up into
Ramin’s face with a fixed and piercing gaze. He had not, however, the
power of disconcerting his guest.
“What did you come here for?” he at length asked.
“Merely to have the extreme satisfaction of seeing how you are, my good
old friend. Nothing more.”
“Well, look at me—and then go.”
Nothing could be so discouraging: but this was an Excellent Opportunity,
and when Monsieur Ramin _had_ an excellent opportunity in view, his
pertinacity was invincible. Being now resolved to stay, it was not in
Monsieur Bonelle’s power to banish him. At the same time, he had tact
enough to render his presence agreeable. He knew that his coarse and
boisterous wit had often delighted Monsieur Bonelle of old, and he now
exerted himself so successfully as to betray the old man two or three
times into hearty laughter.
“Ramin,” said he, at length, laying his thin hand on the arm of his
guest, and peering with his keen glance into the mercer’s purple face,
“you are a funny fellow, but I know you; you cannot make me believe you
have called just to see how I am, and to amuse me. Come, be candid for
once; what do you want?”
Ramin threw himself back in his chair, and laughed blandly, as much as
to say, “_Can_ you suspect me?”
“I have no shop now out of which you can wheedle me,” continued the old
man; “and surely you are not such a fool as to come to me for money.”
“Money?” repeated the draper, as if his host had mentioned something he
never dreamt of. “Oh, no!”
Ramin saw it would not do to broach the subject he had really come
about, too abruptly, now that suspicion seemed so wide awake—_the_
opportunity had not arrived.
“There is something up, Ramin, I know; I see it in the twinkle of your
eye: but you can’t deceive me again.”
“Deceive _you_?” said the jolly schemer, shaking his head reverentially.
“Deceive a man of your penetration and depth? Impossible! The bare
supposition is flattery. My dear friend,” he continued, soothingly, “I
did not dream of such a thing. The fact is, Bonelle, though they call me
a jovial, careless, rattling dog, I have a conscience; and, somehow, I
have never felt quite easy about the way in which I became your
successor down-stairs. It _was_ rather sharp practice, I admit.”
Bonelle seemed to relent.
“Now for it,” said the Opportunity-hunter to himself.—“By-the-by,”
(speaking aloud,) “this house must be a great trouble to you in your
present weak state? Two of your lodgers have lately gone away without
paying—a great nuisance, especially to an invalid.”
“I tell you I’m as sound as a colt.”
“At all events, the whole concern must be a great bother to you. If I
were you, I would sell the house.”
“And if I were _you_,” returned the landlord, dryly, “I would buy it——”
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