Household words, No. 18, July 27, 1850 : $b A weekly journal — John Shaqi
Household words, No. 18, July 27, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household words, No. 18, July 27, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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“You see,” soothingly continued Bonelle, “you are so good a man of
business, Ramin, that you will double the actual value of the house in
no time. I am a quiet, easy person, indifferent to money; otherwise this
house would now bring me in eight thousand at the very least.”
“Eight thousand!” indignantly exclaimed the mercer. “Monsieur Bonelle,
you have no conscience. Come now, my dear friend, do be reasonable. Six
thousand francs a year (I don’t mind saying six) is really a very
handsome income for a man of your quiet habits. Come, be reasonable.”
But Monsieur Bonelle turned a deaf ear to reason, and closed his eyes
once more. What between opening and shutting them for the next quarter
of an hour, he at length induced Monsieur Ramin to offer him seven
thousand francs.
“Very well, Ramin, agreed,” he quietly said; “you have made an
unconscionable bargain.” To this succeeded a violent fit of coughing.
As Ramin unlocked the door to leave, he found old Marguerite, who had
been listening all the time, ready to assail him with a torrent of
whispered abuse for duping her “poor dear innocent old master into such
a bargain.” The mercer bore it all very patiently; he could make
allowances for her excited feelings, and only rubbed his hands and bade
her a jovial good evening.
The agreement was signed on the following day, to the indignation of old
Marguerite, and the mutual satisfaction of the parties concerned.
Every one admired the luck and shrewdness of Ramin, for the old man
every day was reported worse; and it was clear to all that the first
quarter of the annuity would never be paid. Marguerite, in her wrath,
told the story as a grievance to every one: people listened, shook their
heads, and pronounced Monsieur Ramin to be a deuced clever fellow.
A month elapsed. As Ramin was coming down one morning from the attics,
where he had been giving notice to a poor widow who had failed in paying
her rent, he heard a light step on the stairs. Presently a sprightly
gentleman, in buoyant health and spirits, wearing the form of Monsieur
Bonelle, appeared. Ramin stood aghast.
“Well, Ramin,” gaily said the old man, “how are you getting on? Have you
been tormenting the poor widow up-stairs? Why, man, we must live and let
live!”
“Monsieur Bonelle,” said the mercer, in a hollow tone; “may I ask where
are your rheumatics?”
“Gone, my dear friend,—gone.”
“And the gout that was creeping higher and higher every day,” exclaimed
Monsieur Ramin, in a voice of anguish.
“It went lower and lower, till it disappeared altogether,” composedly
replied Bonelle.
“And your asthma——”
“The asthma remains, but asthmatic people are proverbially long-lived.
It is, I have been told, the only complaint that Methuselah was troubled
with.” With this Bonelle opened his door, shut it, and disappeared.
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