Household words, No. 18, July 27, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household words, No. 18, July 27, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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“Now the difficulty of it was, that I wasn’t sure it _was_ Thompson,
because I had never set eyes on him before; and what I had wanted was to
be quite certain of him. However, there was nothing for it now, but to
follow, and put a bold face upon it. I found him talking, outside in the
yard, with the landlady. It turned out afterwards, that he was wanted by
a Northampton officer for something else, and that, knowing that officer
to be pock-marked (as I am myself), he mistook me for him. As I have
observed, I found him talking to the landlady, outside. I put my hand
upon his shoulder—this way—and said, ‘Tally-ho Thompson, it’s no use. I
know you. I’m an officer from London, and I take you into custody for
felony!’ ‘That be d—d!’ says Tally-ho Thompson.
“We went back into the house, and the two friends began to cut up rough,
and their looks didn’t please me at all, I assure you. ‘Let the man go.
What are you going to do with him?’ ‘I’ll tell you what I’m going to do
with him. I’m going to take him to London to-night, as sure as I’m
alive. I’m not alone here, whatever you may think. You mind your own
business, and keep yourselves to yourselves. It’ll be better for you,
for I know you both very well.’ _I_‘d never seen or heard of ’em in all
my life, but my bouncing cowed ’em a bit, and they kept off, while
Thompson was making ready to go. I thought to myself, however, that they
might be coming after me on the dark road, to rescue Thompson; so I said
to the landlady, ‘What men have you got in the house, Missis?’ ‘We
haven’t got no men here,’ she says, sulkily. ‘You have got an ostler, I
suppose?’ ‘Yes, we’ve got an ostler.’ ‘Let me see him.’ Presently he
came, and a shaggy-headed young fellow he was. ‘Now attend to me, young
man,’ says I; ‘I’m a Detective Officer from London. This man’s name is
Thompson. I have taken him into custody for felony. I’m going to take
him to the railroad station. I call upon you in the Queen’s name to
assist me; and mind you, my friend, you’ll get yourself into more
trouble than you know of, if you don’t!’ You never saw a person open his
eyes so wide. ‘Now, Thompson, come along!’ says I. But when I took out
the handcuffs, Thompson cries, ‘No! None of that! I won’t stand _them_!
I’ll go along with you quiet, but I won’t bear none of that!’ ‘Tally-ho
Thompson,’ I said, ‘I’m willing to behave as a man to you, if you are
willing to behave as a man to me. Give me your word that you’ll come
peaceably along, and I don’t want to handcuff you.’ ‘I will,’ says
Thompson, ‘but I’ll have a glass of brandy first.’ ‘I don’t care if I’ve
another,’ said I. ‘We’ll have two more, Missis,’ said the friends, ‘and
con-found you, Constable, you’ll give your man a drop, won’t you?’ I was
agreeable to that, so we had it all round, and then my man and I took
Tally-ho Thompson safe to the railroad, and I carried him to London that
night. He was afterwards acquitted, on account of a defect in the
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