Household words, No. 19, August 3, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household words, No. 19, August 3, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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On the very next Sunday there came literally thousands of the jubilant
Stockingtonians to Rockville. They had brought baskets, and were for
dining, and drinking success to all footpaths. But in the great grove
there were keepers, and watchers, who warned them to keep the path, that
narrow well-worn line up the middle of the grove. “What! were they not
to sit on the grass?”—“No!”—“What! were they not to pic-nic?”—“No! not
there!”
The Stockingtonians felt a sudden damp on their spirits. But the river
bank! The cry was “To the river bank! There they _would_ pic-nic.” The
crowd rushed away down the wood, but on the river bank they found a
whole regiment of watchers, who pointed again to the narrow line of
footpath, and told them not to trespass beyond it. But the islands! they
went over to the islands. But there too were Sir Roger’s forces, who
warned them back! There was no road there—all found there would be
trespassers, and be duly punished.
The Stockingtonians discovered that their triumph was not quite so
complete as they had flattered themselves. The footpaths were theirs,
but that was all. Their ancient license was at an end. If they came
there, there was no more fishing; if they came in crowds, there was no
more pic-nic-ing; if they walked through the woods in numbers, they must
keep to Indian file, or they were summoned before the county magistrates
for trespass, and were soundly fined; and not even the able Daredeville
would undertake to defend them.
The Stockingtonians were chop-fallen, but they were angry and dogged;
and they thronged up to the village and the front of the hall. They
filled the little inn in the hamlet—they went by scores, and roving all
over the churchyard, read epitaphs
That teach the rustic moralists to die,
but don’t teach them to give up their old indulgences very
good-humouredly. They went and sat in rows on the old churchyard wall,
opposite to the very windows of the irate Sir Roger. They felt
themselves beaten, and Sir Roger felt himself beaten. True, he could
coerce them to the keeping of the footpaths—but, then, they had the
footpaths! True, thought the Stockingtonians, we have the footpaths, but
then the pic-nic-ing, and the fishing, and the islands! The
Stockingtonians were full of sullen wrath, and Sir Roger was—oh, most
expressive old Saxon phrase—HAIRSORE! Yes, he was one universal round of
vexation and jealousy of his rights. Every hair in his body was like a
pin sticking into him. Come within a dozen yards of him; nay, at the
most, blow on him, and he was excruciated—you rubbed his sensitive hairs
at a furlong’s distance.
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