Household words, No. 19, August 3, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household words, No. 19, August 3, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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There the poet could come, and feel the presence of divinity in that
noble scene, and hear sublime whispers in the trees, and create new
heavens and earths from the glorious chaos of nature around him, and in
one short hour live an empyrean of celestial life and love. There could
come the very humblest children of the plebeian town, and feel a throb
of exquisite delight pervade their bosoms at the sight of the very
flowers on the sod, and see heaven in the infinite blue above them. And
poor Sir Roger, the holder, but not the possessor of all, walked only in
a region of sterility, with no sublimer ideas than poachers and
trespassers—no more rational enjoyment than the brute indulgence of
hunting like a ferret, and seizing his fellow-men like a bulldog. He was
a specimen of human nature degenerated, retrograded from the divine to
the bestial, through the long-operating influences of false notions and
institutions, continued beyond their time. He had only the soul of a
keeper. Had he been only a keeper, he had been a much happier man.
His time was at hand. The severity which he had long dealt out towards
all sorts of offenders made him the object of the deepest vengeance. In
a lonely hollow of his woods, watching at midnight with two of his men,
there came a sturdy knot of poachers. An affray ensued. The men
perceived that their old enemy, Sir Roger, was there: and the blow of a
hedge-stake stretched him on the earth. His keepers fled—and thus
ignominiously terminated the long line of the Rockvilles. Sir Roger was
the last of his line, but not of his class. There is a feudal art of
sinking, which requires no study; and the Rockvilles are but one family
amongst thousands who have perished in its practice.
THE CHEMISTRY OF A CANDLE.
The Wilkinsons were having a small party,—it consisted of themselves and
Uncle Bagges—at which the younger members of the family, home for the
holidays, had been just admitted to assist after dinner. Uncle Bagges
was a gentleman from whom his affectionate relatives cherished
expectations of a testamentary nature. Hence the greatest attention was
paid by them to the wishes of Mr. Bagges, as well as to every
observation which he might be pleased to make.
“Eh! what? you sir,” said Mr. Bagges, facetiously addressing himself to
his eldest nephew, Harry,—“Eh! what? I am glad to hear, sir, that you
are doing well at school. Now—eh? now, are you clever enough to tell me
where was Moses when he put the candle out?”
“That depends, uncle,” answered the young gentleman, “on whether he had
lighted the candle to see with at night, or by daylight, to seal a
letter.”
“Eh! Very good, now! ’Pon my word, very good,” exclaimed Uncle Bagges.
“You must be Lord Chancellor, sir—Lord Chancellor, one of these days.”
“And now, uncle,” asked Harry, who was a favourite with the old
gentleman, “can you tell me what you do when you put a candle out?”
“Clap an extinguisher on it, you young rogue, to be sure.”
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