Household words, No. 19, August 3, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household words, No. 19, August 3, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
English literature -- Periodicals
In all the utilities of Railway travelling, England is supreme. Speed,
represented by from thirty to sixty miles an hour, “just (to quote the
words of Lubin Log) as the passenger pleases;” punctuality, that admits
of the setting of watches by arrivals and departures; and safety,
exemplified by the loss of no human life from any other cause than the
carelessness of the sufferer, during the past two years, are proofs of
British supremacy in locomotion. Yet—by a strange perversity not easily
accounted for in a country known all over the rest of the world as the
Kingdom of Comfort—the point apparently aimed at is to render the
transit of the human frame as uncomfortable an operation as possible.
Every elegance and luxury is bestowed upon waiting-rooms where extreme
punctuality renders it unnecessary for people to wait; and upon
refreshment-rooms in which travellers are allowed ten minutes to scald
themselves with boiling coffee, or to choke themselves with impossible
pork-pies; but carriages in which travellers have to be cramped up,
often for hours, and sometimes for whole days, are apparently contrived
to inflict as much torture as practicable. In order to force those who
cannot afford it into the first-class, second and third-class carriages
are only one and two degrees removed from cattle pens. And that these
should not be too delicious, the humbler order of passengers will not
easily forget that a director once proposed to hire a number of
chimney-sweeps to render—what, with the best company, are nothing better
than locomotive hutches—perfectly untenable.
They manage these things better abroad. There a detestable
class-feeling—a contemptible purse-worship, which rigidly separates
people according to their pecuniary circumstances; which metes out the
smallest privilege or comfort at a price—does not exist to prevent the
managers of railways from making the journeys of their customers and
supporters as pleasant as possible. On the French railroads, (setting
aside the question that the fares are much lower,) the second-class
carriages are comfortably cushioned, having pretty silk blinds to keep
out the sun; windows that really are capable of being pulled up and
down, besides hooks for hats,—a great convenience on a journey. For the
blinds, indeed, an enterprising blind-maker in France agreed to furnish
them to one railway company, gratis, on condition that they used no
other for a certain number of years, and allowed him to make them the
medium of his advertisements. Talk of advertising vans—can they be
compared to the brilliant notion of advertising railways—trains of
puffs, wafting the genius of inventors faster than the wind! We throw
out the hint to the “advertising world” in this country.
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